RoastedSalted

53632 pts ยท January 22, 2015


Curmudgeony podcaster and perpetual over-analyzer

The kids loves giraffes.

Points 33
Comments 3
Views 1291

A metaphor for my multiple anxieties

Points 6
Comments 0
Views 359

Time to Rethink the Valentine's Day Strategy

Points 5
Comments 5
Views 986

You've heard the quote, now see the meme.

Points 12
Comments 1
Views 696

"THEY'RE HUGE, AND THEY'RE STING-CRAZY"

Points 108
Comments 20
Views 6444

Pitch your Penny in the Water

Points 10
Comments 2
Views 268

This Infection game really scratches a special itch.

Points 7
Comments 1
Views 57

Why I love this community...

Points 7
Comments 4
Views 541

Apply Liquid Nitrogen to Smelting Burn

Points 107
Comments 19
Views 5232

No Secret Santa, but Boss Delivered!

Points 8
Comments 2
Views 630

MFW checking the news after a weekend away

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Comments 3
Views 1256

From the electric ashes, a champion shall rise...

Points 19
Comments 2
Views 89

Pupper vs Blanket Sarlacc

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Comments 0
Views 342

When imgur tells you you're a zombie, but you feel more like frightened, horribly out of place deer

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Comments 1
Views 145

Hungry is Hungry (OC taken 5 mins apart)

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Comments 4
Views 920

Humans be like

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Comments 0
Views 246

I... I don't think I'm qualified.

Points 1
Comments 3
Views 592

Meet Penny Lane

Points 41
Comments 3
Views 1834

MFW killing me won't make things any more "clear"

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Comments 4
Views 152

MFW the boss zombie asks how far I'm willing to whore myself out for Team Zombie

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Comments 0
Views 48

The Eye of Squidron

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Comments 4
Views 3

Steak AND shrimp? FLOOR IT, EARL!

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Comments 1
Views 1301

Set toasters to pop-tarts

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Comments 2
Views 81

Vader confirmed.

Points 7
Comments 1
Views 644

Totally liquid-cooled, brah.

Points 1
Comments 1
Views 115

Right on BOTH accounts

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 11

When the humans have the lead, but we gotta keep a smile on our faces

Points 11
Comments 0
Views 73

I am not above this.

Points 7
Comments 0
Views 2

MFW I want the human to "get the damned screwdriver out of my head."

Points 11
Comments 0
Views 127

Toys... Toys Never Changes

Points 19
Comments 7
Views 1134

Pitter Patter

Points 22
Comments 12
Views 2286

It's now July 29th in the States.

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Comments 0
Views 3

Childhood Nostalgia: ACTIVATE

Points 33
Comments 3
Views 170

Bro-Love in the Apocalypse (Sans-Spoilers)

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Comments 3
Views 142

Underbug

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Comments 0
Views 7

My Yard When Hillary teases the existence of aliens.

Points -5
Comments 8
Views 54

Feeling old yet?

Points 2
Comments 7
Views 444

Now I'm no polyjuice expert...

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Comments 1
Views 51

Me after programming the remote to only show Olympics channels.

Points 6
Comments 1
Views 607

Karma

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Comments 4
Views 6

My Cakeday Present for YOU

Points 7
Comments 3
Views 49

MRW when it's my cake day, and I know nothing about D&D.

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Comments 6
Views 332

Good Guy Gas Station

Points 58
Comments 8
Views 1280

The skies bleed when Daddy dyes eggs

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Comments 10
Views 1

My wife's reaction when I say being a readhead gets ladies to the FP...

Points 7
Comments -1
Views 164

When Batman and Superman are finally together in a film, and as a longtime fan I think I'm invited.

Points 1
Comments 7
Views 927

When I cause a horrible lab accident in the imgur image editor and end up cloning iCarly

Points 7
Comments 5
Views 2474

Sweapants: A Visual Analysis

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 450

Horrible White Collar Boss Stories

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Comments 388
Views 117324

MRW imgur tells me it's already my first cake day

Points 11
Comments 1
Views 817

now I know why the front spot wasn't taken

Points -3
Comments 2
Views 39

Running on Hot Air

Points 14
Comments 9
Views 1907

MRW I try to use logic to reach the FP

Points 25
Comments 5
Views 403

Astr'o'lantern

Points 5
Comments 0
Views 49

Exactly how smart are Libyans, anyway? (OC)

Points 0
Comments 1
Views 138

this title is turretble

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Comments 3
Views 48

Sup, Lucky Doods

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Comments 3
Views 179
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