chukyrlaw
89519
1194
16
Jan 19, 2023 10:53 PM
chukyrlaw
89519
1194
16
slidewhistlesymphony
They do the same shit stateside.
xn1992
Did Hancock not give a multi million PPE contract to his pub landlord? But it’s ok, I think he had some experience in manufacturing sweets.
JamJarman
The pub landlord was Tupperware experience
mijitdragun
No wonder Zack Sabre Jr. yelled at him during his WrestleKingdom entrance.
4vie
"Spaff" is such a bri'ish word. I love it!
ShwaTea
Twats
Schnauz
Conservatism is a plague.
theeighthcolour
I agree, however most of the conservative parties policies are not very conservative. It’s more just a name now.
Cilvaa
AnotherSnarkyComment
And now again in English, please...
mkaibear
Utter, utter bollocks. NHS wage bill is £56bn. Test and trace cost £29.5bn in 2 years, most of which spent on COVID testing (src:fullfact)
cakeface2016
Hey we're not interested in facts here. If you're not joining the circlejerk then please leave.
SirPumpUp
Tories being Tories. Why are we surprised?
borisPlanetBeast
Wasn't the plan that Brexit would pay for everything?
kitskinner19538
Title is spot on!
KoRplussomeletters
Fuck the Tories. They are cunts.
Hured
https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/in-a-word-tory-1.4880009
DJOldguy
Fuck me... are conservative parties world wide trying to out dumb each other now?
BoogalooBadger
Fuck the Tories.
SixSixxtySix
Sideways with a pineapple
KoRplussomeletters
A metal one; no sense wasting food.
nsepete69
Yeah rat fans..... Its roland rat
amp99
Also see: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/dec/12/decade-of-neglect-means-nhs-unable-to-tackle-care-backlog-report-says
hohohoooo
EricPisch
Another 2 years of payments left to eu before we get that money
EllisHobbs
Higure
More than half of that they immediately got back in subsidies to fishers, farmers and the like. They failed to mention that part.
khora
It wasn’t £50 millions though.
hohohoooo
It was a lie from the beginning, which, by the way, was financed by Russia. Why do you think?
Freeasabird2015
We can think for ourselves thanks. re above 'joke' Sick of brexit whining, it's over move on.
EllisHobbs
Sure, by that logic England will no longer field a team for the Euros or the World Cup since they lost. It's over, move on, amirite?
moreyrad
Today on British Slang I Learned: Spaf
upsidedownyhead
And the current rail strikes have cost more than settling the dispute would have cost. Admitted by a govt minister. Cunt tory ideology....
Hyzenthlay021
American here, had to look this up. Almost makes the GOP look half-competent https://www.bmj.com/content/375/bmj.n2606
wadatahmydamie
Reminds me of that time Rick Scott let his buddies handle millions in drug tests for welfare recipients, catching 14 or so in the state.
NickRivieraMD
We did almost exactly the same thing funneling money to fly by night testing outfits and PPP loans so I'd hold off on that conclusion.
EllisHobbs
BillHubbard
Living in the EU. Good riddance with the eternal exemptions. You are welcome back, but all rules will apply.
[deleted]
[deleted]
EllisHobbs
Got to look past that. The benefits of being in far out-weigh the drawbacks of being out IMO.
SleventyEleventy
I'll miss the pound
EllisHobbs
IMO it'd be worth going to the euro if it meant undoing all the damage the Conservative Party has done to the UK.
Yellowboy66
There could be plenty if we had a competent government that could see further than just the next election.
EllisHobbs
Oh sure, the check's in the mail...not.
snappysnaps
Typical Tories
michaelfire
Never forget Tories use SCL Elections- voter manipulation software
notacobra
Australia has a Covid Safe App, it is meant to alert you if you were near somebody who tested positive. Doesn't work. Literally never did 1/
notacobra
Yet we're still spending hundreds of thousands a week to keep it operational, even though... It's not... Operational.... 2/2
EternalStudent07
Trace the money, today. I should be able to 100% verifiable trace all money spent by the government (me). Which hands touched it?
MissySassy
When will this idiot take responsibility?
Yellowboy66
What exactly would that look like to you?
MissySassy
I have no bloody idea. It's more of what it would sound like.
TheS4ndm4n
For a policy that all parties voted for, before he became pm?
MissySassy
Irrelevant. He's the head of the country in the country is effed up. He needs to make amends.
TheS4ndm4n
"I'm sorry we listened to scientists and implemented a policy almost everyone supported. Won't happen again."
MissySassy
That's better. Make sure you don't do it again. Geez!
Arctopus
a 15% pay rise would just about put NHS workers on par with the wage they would be receiving had they not had 10+ years of wage stagnation.
Curii
Query: They had 18% spread over three years from 2019. Inflation for that period is about 16%...
ChainedMonkey
A lot of people in that same situation. So many years of cuts and claw backs.
Rustbelt
ok. What the fuck is 'spaffed'?
squishybaker
jizz, semen, cum, baby batter, ejaculate, take your pick.
Sharkbiscuit
Splurged, splurted, jizzed
whatseventhepoint
The money the Tories spaffed on the Chizzer could have bought every mubbler a vorgis a day for the next 12 fortnights
Jewdakris
Yes yes yes old chap, tea and biscuits, tea...and...biscuits
wadatahmydamie
On the feast of Saint Farthing’s velocipede? Preposterous. Someone take the biscuit lorry right to the bottle and Bristol
NeutralForest
This is god damn funny
FlatPlutoSociety
God dammit, stop spoiling Doctor Who episodes for me.
Ealokia
surely you don't mean a full vorgis. it'll be a ha' vorgis at best
genericanamoly
Those are words!
ldstrike
Verily...
DarthBorks
thought I was having a lil stroke reading that
METROlD
Blimey
ConfederacyOfDunces
Cor
OutlawGerman
Someone get me a translation stat!
bippityboppitybuttsex
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spaffed
KeredRednaxela
I don’t speak Imperial, but I think it means “They wasted a fuckton of money.”
SiriHowDoIAdult
Maddening, innit
baals
Always touching something
BernieSandersMittens
Ludicrous display
TheDiscoVampire
mistermiggs
vicvalour
Yes.....please context
Wulph421
It's gibberish lol