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xaon
Some pretty cool ideas
Pure100PercentUnadulteratedSarcasm
I'm totally not gonna use pic 1 for marijuana.
GreenTeaParty
Why don't people just fold the tape a little in on itself? Has been working for me forever.
smcelhinney
Or use coffee filters for, well, you know... coffee... and such.
fantastapotamus
i can't imagine how scratched up my tv would be if I used a coffee filter to clean it...
sjt4689
You know another good use for a wine rack? Wine. In the kitchen, bathroom, bedroom. Everywhere wine.
miagron
that duck tape one will be a life saver
ECwithTwoUnderlines
Just fold it like everybody else.
Artefact
I like that cool swirly thing for my fruit to rot in rather than a bowl
raxin
Refrigerator drawers?
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
My parents have these in their kitchen, they are so convenient! Also, Dishwasher drawers! Way more efficient and less stinky!
ZombiHugs
Life hacks are the best hacks
Sean271991
MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!
hippysson
More. Meow.
MrMaverickGuy
MMOOOAAARRR!
AnthonyStark
Anotha!!
tommdepomm
MOAR
labrat
If you really want more, there's tons of this kind of thing on pinterest.
spict
NO! Part 1 of 1.
ACowAsWhiteAsMilkACapeAsRedAsBloodASlipperAsPureAsGold
Part 2 of 1.
okusername
Why not make it part 1 of ∞ ??
minimangotgunz
I can't believe nobody has mentioned that the "lemon" is really a clementine!
ACertainCretin
Oh, my darling.
cakealien
furthermore, using actual lemons is probably 10X more expensive then getting, oh i dunno, cleaning solution.
nakedladybugsdidthis
True, but concentrated lemon juice is cheap and does the job =)
partyonwayne
That... that is an orange.
MeanwhileBackOnEarth
Translation: Coarse salt = Kosher salt.
TotalSmartAss
Refrigerator drawers.. that was the nickname I had for my ex because she was so frigid that when she opened her legs a little light came on.
pockets24
hahahahaha. fine, i laughed. Fine!
urseppos
LMAO mate !
Catspach
How long have you been waiting to use that one?
TotalSmartAss
It was on the back shelf and had almost reached it's expiration date
def11111111
Impracticality at its best.
nacko
A coffee filter seems like a bad choice for screen cleaning. Microfiber cloth, either damp or with 1:1 isopropyl:water solution.
DivesFromWipeClub
I feel like the part 1 of 1 is unnecessary.
ghostwhowalks
No no no. I sighed with relief when it dawned on me that there was only one part to this. This stuff is all crap.
MoarWaffles
just like 25% of these DIY ideas
TyrisGC
Nothing more cool than turning a dirty ugly ass dresser into a dirty ugly ass sink.
ghostwhowalks
What's with the hand underneath while he's cutting with a jigsaw?
ohPac
Rustic my friend!
allonsybadwolf
Yeah, I was expecting them to repaint it or something... They didn't even clean it first!!
Shoura
I didn't realize it wasn't sink before! Just looked at the first pic, scrolled and felt confused. Ugly sink to... ugly sink?
Redtide
Favorited
aerojovi83
The paper clip/duct tape thing is motherfucking genius.
LloydLED
+1 for part 1 of 1
jerseytom
Cleaning cast iron with coarse salt.. never thought of that. Used that tip this morning, worked awesome
whatseventhepointt
I prefer the other method of using Non-stick pans...
jerseytom
C'mon son, gotta have some cast iron cookware in your arsenal
whatseventhepointt
Explain why? Legitimately asking. I grew up with my mom only using non-stick. No stainless no Cast Iron. And now with a gas range...overheat
andrear2
I started doing it last year - will never clean a pan any other way now!
TotalSmartAss
is that what they mean by seasoning a pan ? j/k.. does cleaning that way do anything to the seasoned condition?
JackieWaltjen28
Why was there a tutorial on how to install a sink in here?
JoeyJoeJosephsonFromJosephsTown
I think it was "Hey instead of buying a vanity, use the ugliest shitiest free dresser you find on the side of the road instead"
TornadoxAllie
Aaaaaaaand Favorited. Neat!
VayaConQueso
Wouldn't salt cause the cast iron to rust?
isisathene22
yes, yes it would.
Tunisia
The occasional table wouldn't work. Its wheel base is tiny and the rolling resistance on carpet would be huge; it would fall over a lot.
WhiskyBravo
Good point on carpet, get some of those furniture slider pads instead of wheels. But wheels probably ok on wood floors.
ghostwhowalks
Spilling scolding hot coffee or tea all over you. It needs a broader wheel base to prevent tipping and that would make it glide better.
pizzaandburritos
Instead of wheels it should have a hinge so that you can align it with the bed frame when not in use. When you use it you lock it in place
timangus
Also, if it's only the angle brackets holding it together, it'll be very flexible. Needs some big screws into the end grain of the uprights.
MADchemEE
Damnit - That was my reply ready to go. I shall thusly upvote you, your 1 submitted image, and a few comments Mr. Angus.
timangus
Thanks, and sorry.
MADchemEE
lol, no, as a Canadian, I should apologize. BTW - love the car fixup.
JimWest
Wait, how is it flexible?
timangus
(4.5 years later, really? ;) Flexible because lack of triangles in the structure. The angle brackets will fold very easily.
Emilbee
because people who own Keurigs eat cup noodles
berryskittlestonight
Damn right.
disciple
My Keurig was a gift! And I happen to love cup o noodles!!!
EvilMonkey501
Me Too.
Kikage
We have one at the office, so us fellow broke employees can and do use cup noodles with it (or oatmeal)
catsareamusing
It took me nearly a year to get us a water cooler with a hot spout. Up until then, we used our Keurig for oatmeal all the time.
CrunchyNipples
Spent all my money on a Keurig, can only afford ramen now.
BoopThereItIs
I do <3
nafun
I got my keurig for christmas and also use it for cup of noodles (also ramen)
MoreLikeBorophyll
I own a Keurig and eat cup noodles!
cakealien
yeah I don't get that one... how goddamn hard is it to boil water anyway?
EvilMonkey501
I have not once, not ever boiled water for my ramen.
Summonsays
^This, the other great point of ramen is the fast (comparatively) prep time. You don't want to spend 10 minutes boiling water!
Velaya
Instant Kraft Dinner. Holla!
varsil
I work in an office, and hate coffee. If it weren't for cup noodles, I'd never touch the thing.
rosalynne95
Their kids do.
kaos9
yeah i work in a fucking office, i do that shit all the time, in fact today I have a nice cup lentil I plan on making, cause im a genius!
toasterface
they aren't expensive on boxing day sales
HellaDonkeys
or craigslist when people want to upgrade to newer models. I got one for $20!
Emilbee
holy moly guys I had no idea those of you who do this existed. I kind of want to be you one day.
mremaknu
yes. yes we do. problem?
TK421isAFK
I neither own a Keurig nor eat ramen, but if I did, I'd buy a Keurig at a thrift shop or garage sale. I see them all the time for ~ $5.
Emilbee
oh and for all the university student comments- I'm in school too and no way I'm buying a keurig! gotta buy books!
CheddarDreams
Damn straight I do!!
YouAreHoldingMeVerballyHostage
Everyone eats cup noodles. Its only a matter of when...
InhibitedCurve
I won a Kuerig and I fucking love Cup-o-Noodles.
skittleyphallus
sometimes i have more money and i like to buy nice things and then i go back to being poor.
HellaDonkeys
Don't know why you got downvoted. Everyone does this, they just don't like to admit it.
skittleyphallus
How dare you spend money on things when you have a little extra!! RAGE! idk, thats how im assuming that went
KittyBites
I do.... >.>
theresnothingtoseehere
my parents own a Keurig. since the k-cups are so expensive we use it for instant coffee, and ramen.
KMLJ
Ofcourse not, they buy kobe beef and spend 6 hours in the kitchen, wealthy people never work to earn money, so they have plenty of time.
EvilMonkey501
You're right. Becoming wealthy doesn't come from working a job. It comes from working your money. Now go do it.
GWRPboat
YOU DON'T NEED TO BE WEALTHY TO OWN A FUCKING KEURIG!
MiNionOwNer
:) I do. The water is heated as soon as the button is pushed.
InsaneButterfly
I own a keurig, and eat cup noodles ;3
kaelenh
university students
guyi2545
I don't even know what a Keurig is...
karafrackingthrace
as a college student: yes. yes, I did that all the time instead of boiling water in the microwave.
gujuganjagirl
my first thought...
icookfoodandfightfire
you never have too much money for a cup o'noodle
reginafelange
let the water run for a second so the noodles don't taste like coffee!
ThatOneGuyWhoDidThatOneThingAtThatOnePlaceThatOneTime
I live with my parents and they have a Keurig, does that count?
wowfactor
As an engineer: diy porn is the best
Kikage
As another engineer... I could care less about most of these :P
aRepost
As a masturbator, I agree.
madnorwegian
As another engineer: it depends on your application
PrettyFly4ARabbi
God, I read that as "dry porn"
MistakenGenetials
"Bite the pillow, i'm going in dry"
funkjacket
Did somebody say DIY porn? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdjYVF4a6iU
Kikage
Wonder why you were downvoted... maybe somebody didn't click link thinking was actual porn?
funkjacket
no, it's because my anti-war and atheist opinions attract a bunch of delusional haters who downvote all my comments. this one's next
texasredheadguy
I'm very aroused
bulpii
totally fapped to this gallery (twice)
thecompanion
As a woman who likes to work with her hands: agreed.
jacqylfrost
It's like good amateur, it's real and there's love in it.
amdoo
What kind of an engineer are you?
wowfactor
Studying mechanical and manufacturing. Usually I work with bigger machinery but love hands-on home-made projects.
amdoo
ah, I'm studying chemical engineering; I guess you could say it's the least hands-on engineering.
peteengr
I disagree. I am a petroleum engineer. I have never had my hands on anything other than a computer my whole career.
amdoo
Haha! Clever! I totally agree, but I still love my work, it's super rewarding. PS I wonder why our posts got down-voted though :/
omgpanda
As another mechanical engineer, I completely agree and feel the same way!
wordsthatmakequestions
You know what I use as an "occasional table" in bed? My belly.
PhantomK88
mine is either a book or the kitchen cutting board.. :/
toxicinfluence
Are you an Otter?
TakingTheClevelandBrownsToTheSuperBowl
They have perfectly good tummies!
FuzzyX
Best to keep the bedroom as the love room. The less bedroom distractions like a TV you have the more love focused you are.
fizzyjellyomnom
As a pregnant woman, I too do this
Nonjudgemental
It make no sense. Why cut down trees for tables when we have perfectly good tummies to eat off of??
yellink
I hope they credited Churchill for that one.
Granolaclusters
being unable to comfortably rest my dishes on my tummy or boobs is the only time I regret being fit. I feel this regret often (every meal).
thatonechickwiththethingthatonetimeatthatoneplacewiththestuff
You gotta give us time to guess!
DMBFDP
Haha yes.
glitterfists
We have perfectly good bellehs to eat off of!
ImFromChicaaaaaaagoNotChicawgo
That's exactly what I'm doing right now..
keioto
You know what ladies use as an occasionally seat? My face.
ChillaAquila
Man I'm jealous! What's an adequate size ratio for it to be effective? I'm taking serious considerations..
icannotmakeawittycommentformylife
Sometimes I wish I were larger so that this could work.
phopenguin
As a woman, I use my boobs.
Lionskull
if your a guy you should be careful, if your computer heats up it could lower your sperm count if your balls get warm for extended times.
margarettouchher
that's nice. I use my boobs, it's not that messy in a way - the distance is shorter you know.
Ghostbuster
Also works nicely as a pencil holder when filling sudokus or crosswords.
FaceOfBeaux
I put my laptop on my boobs if I'm looking but then I have to move it to my tummy if I want to write. Like right now..
SergeantKnickerlessArsewipe
It's an excellent shelving system, I just throw my phone/ipod on them if my laptop's on my stomach.
dingdangdandelion
Ditto. Also avoids getting cleavage crumbs as cleavage is already covered with food.
wordsthatmakequestions
In retrospect, I probably could have gone for a different piece of anatomy and made a different joke.
Phibius
proportions necessary in this context would have made you a monster, lol. And by this I mean table proportions.
graceling
As a pregnant woman, I do this more than occasionally
UserNamesAreSoImportantOnImgur
I couldn't when I was pregnant. My son got mad and started kicking at my laptop by 4 months.
UntalentedVEVO
Pics or GTFO. You better..... ....deliver.
graceling
My phone won't let me see the OP I responded to and I can't remember either. What do you want pics of?
UntalentedVEVO
Nothing. Just mucking around.
ImNewGoEasyOnMe
Does it specifically have to be 2/5?