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SunshynFF
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DFTM06
"And let's deport the other two guys."
IDontCareAtAllButIShould
All they have to do is get rid of the two bailing water to lighten the boat. That'll fix the problem.
deweydecibel
I just hope there aren’t sharks with car batteries strapped to them in that water, or we’re really screwed!
crazyrecord
Sore loser
SunshynFF
😂🤣😂 In case you're serious, remind me again, who stormed the capitol and attempted a coup after they lost fair n square??
duktayp
neilraconteur
Jane Kaczmarek on actor who played Dewey:
”He’s well, he’s very, very well…He did Malcolm for seven years, he started at seven, he ended at 14. He wasn’t interested in acting, at all.”
”He goes to school at a very prestigious American university that he’s asked us all to be quiet about and he loves Charles Dickens. He’s doing graduate work in Victorian literature. I admire it because so many people think being in show business is the greatest thing in the world, it’s not for everyone.”
zombywoof68
"Hey! Let's deport the guys with the buckets!"
woozle
Athanar
Not quite right. MAGA are mad that anyone would dare try to remove the water.
DeepThought42
Weblord
I appreciate the time and skill invested in this piece
DeepThought42
languex
It's always the same thing, people are too lazy to go vote and say: "other people will vote my way, why bother." IT'S NOT TRUE!
Munchman347
Maggat, 'I don't know why they're saying we aren't helping, I did drill that hole to let the water out!'...
zorz
I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure the life jackets are labeled 'Common Sense' and 'Critical Thinking'...
kurvarVillain
Tell deplorables:
CatSparkleBreaker
the guys bailing them out are immigrants, and are about to be kicked out of the boat
aoshistark
Stop bailing and let them drown. I know how to swim.
SunshynFF
You're a dumb fck then, and actually have no idea what "let it sink" even remotely entails. Don't get it twisted, I'm more than prepared for the worst, are you? can u really swim? make no mistake about, there will be burning and death, but not like some fcking video game, famine and people slowly dying of disease, many of them children, the stench of rotting corpses everywhere. And when its all done, the oligarchs will return from private islands and pick up where they left off!! Dumbass
ghostofGracchusBabeuf
MAGA is up in the bow blowing holes in the stern with a shotgun.
d0gZpAw
just throw the water to the front of the boat!
KleptoKea
Soon the whole world will be drowning, figuratively and literally, since the American People elected an anti-science government packed with climate-deniers. Fuck you People.
bluerazzgummy
It’s more like “I FEEL like the hole isn’t there anymore now my guys elected”
cloverleafbane
It would be more realistic if they were congratulating themselves for cutting their half of the boat off with a chainsaw.
UserNamesArentEasy
I ready to let it sick. I know how to swim.
SunshynFF
You're a dumb fck then, and actually have no idea what "let it sink" even remotely entails. While I'm more than prepared for the worst, are you? Can u really swim? Doubt it! Make no mistake about, there will be burning and death, but not like some fcking video game, famine and people slowly dying of disease, many of them children, the stench of rotting corpses everywhere. And when its all done, the oligarchs will return from their private islands and pick up where they left off!! Dumbass
joot
Like that, only they are actively shooting holes in the boat and at their neighbors.
sadurdaynight
Trump's gonna dig a ditch around these morons, and they're gonna think they've been lifted up on a pedestal. But, all he's doing is isolating them to make it easier to pick them off.
mickjl
Very true!!
downrightmike
Where's all the fire? That's not water, it is certainly oil
AtmaDarkwolf
image is erroneous. Maga would be at the end with the hole, standing on the edge, pointing and jeering at the left, who would be trying to bail the boat out while maga are trying to push them off.
SunshynFF
It's political satire you dolt, it's not a detailed depiction of reality.
ballsoutflyer
"You know what? Fine." *jumps off, swims to shore, watches the MAGA drown*
SunshynFF
Again, it's political satire, in reality we all sink and suffer immensely right along with the maga morons!
AtmaDarkwolf
but what about all the electrified sharks? :P
ballsoutflyer
Bat-shark repellant.
AtmaDarkwolf
wait.. bat-shark? O.O
ballsoutflyer
Yup. I also carry Bat-Barracuda repellant, Bat-Whale repellant and Bat-Manta Ray repellant. {adam west voice} You never know what lurks in the depths of the oceans. https://batman.fandom.com/wiki/Oceanic_Repellent_Batsprays
Minebadger
At this point, I’ve prepped to let the boat sink. It’s time to let these people fall hard.
PostTraumaticSouthDisorder
I won't survive the next year or two. The amount of homeless people i know personally has grown 100 % in the last year. All I can do is get rid of my stuff to people that could use it. Trump is going to take away my disability and health care. I'm a goner. I got sick at the wrong time but at least I knew it.
SunshynFF
There's help out there for you, the resistance has started, find a Sons of Liberty video on just about any platform, it'll tell you how to find us.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
I have too many people I need to help to sink with it, I'm afraid.
Bigblackdick69
That's why we take care of them. We will form something better out of this mess as long as we work together
Bophedesnuts
Needed the reassurance. Thanks, Bigblackdick69
Intentionallysapphic
If the boat sinks people die. LGBT people, women, minorities, some people have already been hurt. At this point it's about damage control and riding out this hell storm. IDGAF about vengeance right now, innocent people are being hurt because of MAGA voters.
PostTraumaticSouthDisorder
I went from 'People are going to die' to ' Oh, I'M going to die.' Fortunately, I have nothing keeping me here but I'm pretty young and wish I wasn't so alone . I lost all my friends and family to the dark side. And sick MAGAs are clogging the safety nets and burning out the people who staff them. They'll happily use every free gov resource while happily claiming Trump will make everything cheaper while the TV scrolls ' cut gov spending'.
SunshynFF
That's a dangerous statement, and one that is stated by people who have never seen or truly learned about civil unrest, or what it can do to a country, the innocent lives it takes, the starving masses, it'll likely last 3-5yrs, and only end when people tire of cleaning bodies off of main street USA and reach a half ass agreement. Which is when former ruling class people, who waited out the violence on their private island, swoop back in setting up a system that again benefits them/the wealthy
Puvaradivi
I agree with some things sinking, namely fiscal matters. They do need to feel the bed they made for us all, both those who voted for evil as well as corporations who've been bleeding people dry. That said, letting them reap what they sow shouldn't include letting them destroy whole groups of people, or destroy government completely, with no push back. They're going to pay, but we still need to try and protect innocent people, and (as much as we can) our democracy.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
Mate, they're going to put me in a work camp until I die. I appreciate the sentiment though.
four20praiseIt
Omg right?? I hope the boat burns to the ground, we Americans deserve it. My plan for the future (since I can't afford to move out of the US) is to just kms 🤣🤣🤣
SunshynFF
You're a dumb fck then, and actually have no idea what letting it "burn it to the ground" even remotely entails. Don't get it twisted, I'm more than prepared for the worst, are you? But make no mistake about, there will be burning and death, but not like some fcking video game, famine and people slowly dying of disease, many of them children, the stench of rotting corpses everywhere. And when its all done, the oligarchs will return from private islands and pick up where they left off!! Dumbass
four20praiseIt
Oh I'm not dumb, just depressed. My plan for the apocalypse is to die right at the start 🤷
SunshynFF
That's actually the best, most honest reply I've gotten from someone that wants to "burn it all down". In that case, my bad, and I'm sorry for your depression, carry on then, at least you're going into it from a place of reality. And to tell you the truth, with my depression, PTSD, and a few shit sandwiches life has thrown at me recently, I might pull up a lawn chair and join u for a couple drinks as we watch the whole thing burn to the ground before taking our leave!! 😉
PostTraumaticSouthDisorder
Hey me too. I have my 'pod' set up.
Ginoawesomesauce
The problem is that option sacrifices immigrants and the lgbtqia. The plain and simple truth is this is just a setback. I do think it is time to look inward and get involved in your own communities. Like, I'm sorry, but the fact is there's places in America where you shouldn't go. There's apparently nothing we can do about that. The South is still racist, and apparently the Midwest as well
SunshynFF
Sorry, I didn't mean to throw shade, yes there is a lot of bigotry and racism in rural areas too, We all have to do our part though, since I can't be as active as I was when i wore a younger man's clothes, i do my best to do what I can. Like, despite being a cis gendered male, I use my preferred pronouns on everything I fill out online or in person, call out a racist comment that makes the social gathering uncomfortable until they realize it's not me but the comment that is upsetting people.
SunshynFF
It is just a setback, and there's plenty of racism and bigoty in big cities too, so don't be throwing all us small town folks in middle America under the bus, there's a lot of us out here bustin' our behinds to build our communities from the inside out, trying to change hearts n minds from the belly of the beast, and it may not appear to be working with this last election, but with the piss poor job the Dems did campaigning, I knew 2 months ago the orange monkey was a shoe in.
mithiwithi
More accurately "anywhere more than 50 miles from a major city". What we call "red states" are just states where rural voters outnumber urban ones.
PostTraumaticSouthDisorder
Good point
My town in the bluest state voted overwhelmingly republican. I drove by a banner on my way home that said I was in 100% MAGA country. It's true.
bahamutepyon
CA central valley has a cesspool of them too. Rural farm towns are the worst.
Heavenissize17socks
And the GOP tries to convince us as all the cities are murder pits...
throwawaygizmo
US Voters: Democrats aren't doing enough, so might as well give the people drilling the holes power again.
Mugendramon
Keep telling yourself the non-voters would have voted for your side, why not, they didn't vote so we can dream
mithiwithi
Trump only barely gained votes over 2020. Kamala had millions fewer votes than Biden. It's not unreasonable to conclude that most of the people who voted in '20 but stayed home in '24 were Biden voters.
gunnexx
Dems need a new agenda: FAFO, Fuck Around Find Out
airwoman
To be fair... Dems *aren't* doing enough and the two party system is dumb because the choice is between some progress while maintaining extreme wealth inequality, and straight up fascism while worsening the extreme wealth inequality. The first option only looks like enough because of the latter.
dbox
To be fair... Dems *aren't* doing enough and the two party system is dumb because the choice is between conservatives worsening extreme wealth inequality, and straight up fascism while worsening the extreme wealth inequality. The first option only looks like enough because of the latter.
Democrats are conservatives. Learn that lesson.
I'll still vote for them because it's the better choice, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
silentjay01
The Dem near the center of the boat should be blaming the Dem at the back of the boat (the Progressive) that it's their fault they are even in this mess.
wtwvi
Need one more for the rich Dems who're out of touch.
Etereo
Man,after this election still with this shit? Dems shoot the pilot and left the boat to the sharks. Fuck off.
fartharder
THAT is way more accurate
GenStrike
You can in fact believe that Dems aren't doing enough and still vote.
ToSisPoS
90 fucking million of them.
“Those buckets don’t address the people drowning on that boat over there so I can’t with a clear conscience support using them to bail our boat.”
ballsoutflyer
People got mad when I said this awhile back. I asked them how are they going to explain this to their kids and friends when they find out. Their silence was the answer.
Xubat
They're also drilling holes in other country's boats. I'm Canadian and they're already talking about 25% tariffs on our goods ahead of getting into office, like cool, our biggest export trade partner (by a large majority) is the USA so fuck us too I guess. Nevermind we're about to repeat the same shit up here next year, calling it now anyways since people up here are "tired" of our "left" party also. I see why they don't like history books, they want it to repeat itself.
hotaru251
to be fair the non voter in that is correct. Dem's have done very little over past many yrs (since obama) & the whole jan 6th & voting being so critical SHOULD of been red flag to change voting laws & even figure ways out to encourage people to WANT to vote..be it tax cut, cash, etc.
worm61
Democrats not doing enough is no excuse to refuse to help them do more.
dontrike
So instead of voting for people that do nothing they'd rather people that purposefully make shit worse return? You get how that still doesn't make sense and makes the non voter just as stupid as a republican, right?
hotaru251
no no. im not saying they are right to not vote, my point was that the claim is true that D's dont do much.
dontrike
Your point is still wrong, people that don't vote are just as bad as those that vote for Trump.
hotaru251
.....again I am not arguing that :|
my statement was literally about the statement they said. just that. Not their chocie of voting or not.
firehawkcultist
Not to be 'that guy' the dems could've done more to prevent the guy from having access to the drill and only tried verbal reprimanding the guys drilling the hole instead of actually trying to stop them because they were so concerned with appearing civil. That doesn't excuse or justify nonvoters in any way but those who voted and taking part in bailing the boat out are fully justified in being pissed at a party who barely put up a fight against the rising fascist.
wodansring
agreed
ThatAintRightItsAllLeft
But I keep hearing about how radical they are. /s
GogglesGreek
You're missing the billionaire on the nearby mega yacht that owns the news, using it to tell the non-voter and Republicans that the Dems are to blame for the hole.
If Trump didn't have billions of dollars of positive media and algorithms that were made to favor far-right reactionaries and extremism, he would have just been seen as the Emperor with No Clothes that he truly is by a majority of voters. But rich people spent enough to pin their social and economic sins on Biden and immigrants.
casbott
I have a theory that the parts of the MSM (that aren't Murdoch or similar) were "only" trying to nerf what they assumed would be Harris's victory.
They wanted a Lame Duck Democrat who would be forced to compromise with a Republican House/Senate and so couldn't bring in 'radical reforms' like reinstating the Fairness Doctrine.
But like in 2016, they didn't factor in Russian interference and other dirty tricks.
What they were afraid of was Harris with control of the entire Legislative Branch.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
I agree: the Dems were trying to play chess with a pigeon who just kept shitting on the board and ignoring all the rules. Trump should have been in prison three years ago, at least! The Dems acted like the public would give a shit if the Repubs broke all the rules, but the public wants the Dems to stand up against this shit with more than stern words. Biden is still in office until January: I wish he would fucking DO SOMETHING!
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Because Trump doesn't give a shit if what he's wanting to do is illegal or immoral or not in his official job, he's gonna do it anyway because no one is going to stop him.
ToSisPoS
Non-voters knew what the alternative was. I’m sorry that Kamala Harris did not go to each of your bourse to give you a handjob and a new puppy.
You did this. Fuck you all.
ballsoutflyer
Exactly. They held the door open. They helped usher in the destruction of two countries they purported to support. They helped usher in a scorched earth policy on their own country. They helped usher in the accelerated erosion of their own rights, the disappearance of their trans friends (hope they lost some friends) and the remission of their daughters, wives, neices, girlfriends and mothers' rights. It showed just how shitty they were and how easy they turned traitor. F around, FIND OUT.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
The democratic party needs to learn that trying to be centrist doesn't work. They need to go hard left, and promise real change on damn near every issue. Half-ass doesn't cut it. The public wants universal healthcare, free college, workers protections, legal cannabis, paid maternity leave required by law, free childcare, the rich to actually be held responsible for crimes, science-backed solutions, etc. Wearing a rainbow flag pin for one month a year isn't enough.
SunshynFF
Ding ding ding ding!!!! WE HAVE A WINNER!!! Thank you!! I've been saying that going back to them needing to get sleepy Joe to step down and let someone else younger have a shot. I just didn't foresee Harris making such an exaggerated dash towards centrist territory or cozying up to Liz friggin Chaney. What voters was that move supposed to sway to vote blue, cheez n cracker Dems, pull your heads out your arses.
keillrandor
People generally do what they're paid to do, though, and that's the real problem with US politics.
CausticCake
Corporate Dems and donors would rather Republicans get elected than risk any kind of left or progressive agenda targeting their interests.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Exactly. And THATS the real problem, not that Americans don't want these things, but that Dems won't ever even offer them as an option because their politicians been bought by corporate interests. Get money out of the politics, and we'd all be better off, but if won't happen without (most likely) violence and/or war.
a0b1
Europe speaking here: if i would run ( i cant , not from the usa) with this program as an independent, you and everybody here would scream to not vote for me because it would hurt the chances of the bought by big business democratic opponent. This is your problem as a country
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Believe me, I KNOW. If you run as an independent, you have no chance due to the way our system is currently set up. What I'm saying is that the Democratic party need to make this far left candidate their main candidate. But we didn't even have a primary, we didn't even have the option of choosing our candidate this time. The US needs a new constitution, but we probably won't get that until after a civil war.
casbott
What Progressives need to do is join the Democrat Party in massive numbers and do to it what the Evangelicals did to the Republican Party.
The Evangelicals didn't get their influence and control by threatening to not vote, they got it by being the most reliable voting block in the GOP.
- ESPECIALLY IN THE PRIMARIES.
If every local Democrat Party meeting was stacked with all the 'Lefties', then they could outnumber Corporate Democrats.
It's the last thing the Corporate Democrats want...
SunshynFF
Well stated!! Smartest thing (for them), the evangelicals ever did was cozy up to Reagan when his numbers were slipping in his 1980 POTUS campaign. People forget the immediate years after Roe v Wade, there was not much outrage, at all, something like 61% of Republicans polled said they were fine with abortion being legal, and the evangelicals were the only group making a stink. So they said hey Ronnie, need a hot button issue, we got one for ya, you just gotta make us relevant again.
PoliticalWanderer
It's the circle of life...
KarlRoyGabriel
More of a downward ever shrinking spiral actually
Decitron
3Davideo
Ain't that the truth. Here, I made an edit to help:
ignotoCiResto
only this time usa risk this
3Davideo
I must be much more pessimistic than you. I don't think they'll wait until people get mad at them, I think going after and eliminating their political & personal opponents *is* the agenda, particularly for Trump himself. Worse still, I fear it may not even count as "unpopular".
ignotoCiResto
ah fuck, I knew I should have explained better. It should be read as "it's too late now to be angry, we already fucked you over. Thank you for the votes, now give us your ass"