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Thanksgiving just isn’t thanksgiving without the jelly #unmuted
Nov 26, 2020 10:06 PM
crappenstance
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Thanksgiving just isn’t thanksgiving without the jelly #unmuted
fredmcjones8
That old familiar sound! Made it myself and actually loved it! Happy Thanksgiving!
nightripper
friedmarmalade
mtsheppy
It's ribbed for my pleasure
Unenthusiasticmasterbation
idontknowyoufromadam
There it is! @astronautry, you'd probably enjoy this ...
astronautry
BiomechPhoenix
Canberry sauce.
1coyote
Mix that with crushed pineapple ???
blindlynx
thekeyofe
Ah, Cranberry Sauce a la Bart!
mcoyle
Came to post this! Best gif for it!!
Madcaplaughs84
I do this every year for Thanksgiving. Every. Single. Year. Cranberry Sauce a la Bart.
Serenity383
"Pluwack"
AhhhhComeOn
Shlop!
SexuallyAmbiguousPangolin
Say what you will, but that stuff is delicious
MyDailyFiber
Harryteeters
Rodvitner
Looks like a slightly inbred Henry Cavill.
Arcian
When the shit slips out of you so effortlessly there's nothing to wipe when you're done.
badgesweedontneednostinkingbadges
Ribbed, for your pleasure. I actually love the way canned cranberry sauce feel in my mouth, smooth sides vs. the rough side of the slice.
DeKetsendeRechter
The fuck is that? You americans are weird.
PresentTenseActionVerb
Fiestaware, very nice!
al33ce17
Thank god I’m not the only one! Crimson, right?
AdamGenesis
That's the same sound effect they use in most of the videos on PornHub.
chipsconqueso
I didnt have this in my household, what is the jelly for? Is it a side? Do you spread it on something?
RolandLovecraft
Poke a hole with a knife on the other side for easier removal.
valen00
Use a can opener, don't go fucking up your knives. Just squeeze it closed and it'll make an air hole just fine.
RolandLovecraft
I use can opener then I have a knife just for percussive maintenance. Its a bone cutter, hole puncher, and just general hammer.
Yupurineutah
I still have a chef knife scar in the webbing between my thumb and 1st finger. Good times.
RabidDingo
This brought me joy.
coalminersknuckle
LeninTheWalrus
Source?
FloridaLawyer
Doctor Penetration. No further comments.
TurboUnicorn3000
Lmao
shiftyeyes
Looks like Timothy Olyphant
aweebitbmpy
Ah shit I didn’t need that...
JMaxGarage
That’s some satellite dish 1991 decodified porn right there.
djjmfl350
With the sunglasses on she looks like Robin Sparkles.
edmondtantes
I had the same thought
BigKangDangaLangSlanga
GIF ended too soon. She was about to sing a song about her beaver
JOKERZwild86
I open cranberry cans so I can remember what the sound of sex sounds like
sparehead4
I went to America only once to visit friends and this cranberry in a can is my strongest memory, together with the mashing of it with a fork
ParaBellumOutfitters
Mashing it is just pretentious. One must use the lines moulded in the congealed mass for portioning
DukePhelan
This is the way.
CarlosBenjamin
Serving each guest a disk of cranberry is the job of a good host.
DaDudeAbides
THIS
OtterlyMagnificent
...Portioning?
OtterlyMagnificent
(And this is the first time I would consider myself being rich...because we don't slice the jelly...we just hack off a big enough piece...)
ParaBellumOutfitters
Savages
ParaBellumOutfitters
Yeah,you know - take a modest slice to start, then whittle down the whole thing shortly after while your family looks on in horror
donthatemecauseimwittier
I had to eat real cranberry jelly today. I missed the can shaped pieces.
BobHubert
We had them in school come thanksgiving themed lunch, I actually liked them
LagerthaL16
Got called out in here about my can shaped cranberry sauce. Had to defend myself.
khora
"Had to"
ThatShiftyMonkey
Canberry sauce is awesome. I'll eat the whole can. Great on bagels too.
yepitspuck
A couple years back I made my own cranberry sauce... then let it set in a can.
bloodydingo
I love both. I'd eat them up side by side but somebody always has to draw battle lines
HelpfulCorn
We usually serve both!
BelarusianPotatoFarmer
I made my own cranberry relish with orange zest and juice. It was amazing. But I totally miss the canned stuff.
xsculder
Yup same here. Make my own but damn i loved that canned jelly
artdecoasfuck
In my opinion, they are two distinct entities; similar to how hot fresh pizza, cold pizza, and reheated pizza are totally different animals.
euphoricopportunity
I bought a can of the canned stuff myself for 50 cents and ate it yesterday for lunch while working.
mrshinethediamond
Nice.