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silky smooth satisfaction of a good power wash
Powerwashing Brick
Sep 15, 2017 8:33 PM
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sdrawkcaBsIemanresU
All that raised grain.
InappropriateObservation
Did people pull the plastic chair and pool ladder out of a fucking sewer?
TinyTrashPanda
Put... put your penis in front of it.
Ashen44
Everyone's like "oh this is amazing" and all I can think of is "dear god please show at least ONE wash to the end PLEASE"
MotherOod6
I get so excited when I watch people power wash stuff. "Yeah! Spray that fence! It's so dirty!" It's really frustrating when it's looped.
abuildingsea
I do my sidewalk every spring. I stop at the property line so my neighbor's looks shitty all year.
Horsejizzconnaisseur
Oh yeeeesss~ Please mooore...
TheSatanCat
If you say so, horsejizzconnaisseur
wazztastic
Only Zohan make you silky smooth.
Raikkappa23
I came
eclect0
And it's great on toenail fungus.
tonebacas
Yep. You won't have the fungus, but you won't have toes either.
eclect0
ehlo326
+1 for surprise dickbutt
Ergand
#5 it's just a stone path in the middle of the gra-... oh...
campknowhere
Yeah I was kinda...
SpringToMyWinter
Now all the wood needs to be sanded and sealed
procrastinatingagain
Is this how a dental hygienist feels?
bunnyfloofington
I used to do dentals on cats and dogs. And to answer your question, yes. Yes it is.
Ilikemybikemorethangirls
I remember being told not to use power washers on wood. Something about grooving out all the softer fibers or something.
BobLobLawOG
I bet there is a YouTube video of someone powerwashing their ballsack.
twfeline
Afterwards, a smooth, hairless sack.
littlelady131
@Cri11z
JeffGodofBiscuits
It's another one of those tasks that is oddly therapeutic
ColonelCasual
Sandblasters are fun too
CptRobotNinja
*violently masturbating* yeah...that
CamoKiIIer
Until you have to do it for hours in the cold :(
silicawood
Was going to say this. Been there more than I'd like to admit.
JeffGodofBiscuits
well, there is that.
ShelbyTheDESTROYER
Except the fact that it's incredibly loud >.> other than that it is fun lol
JeffGodofBiscuits
earplugs.
ShelbyTheDESTROYER
What??? Did you say something?
TresusIbor
WHAT!?
668neighborOFTHEbeast
Power warsh*
twfeline
That's how my grandfather would have pronounced it.
bananafartsturkeypoop
No one else bothered by the one spraying in circles? Just doesn't seem right.
ascottdude
turbo tips rule!
AlonzoMoselyFBI
I am bothered by the one spraying in circles. Just doesn't seem right.
Lucidalabbra
I'm all about this but the water waste bugs me
silicawood
Since it concentrates the pressure, it uses less water than spraying with just a hose.
Potenze
Wow! Really shows how wicked powerful the chemical dihydrogen monoxide is. Scary it's in our foods and drinks. SMH.
Ijustmadeanewusername
That's a big word and feel like I should be against it.
KatsDiscoBall
Have power washed. Can confirm.
kidcolt
Is it just me or does the turtle look better before the power wash?
GhengisKaren
I like a little patina on my outdoor stuff. However, I also love powerwashing driveways.
Arkatie
I now believe a first person power washing VR game would be wildly successful.
SwiggityDiggitySwoo
I'd even buy it on early access ...
WeinerMobile
I recommend Super Mario Sunshine for the GameCube
rssplowman
LOOK AT HOW HAPPY THAT TURTLE IS!!!
despondentriver
This was my exact same thought. Verbatim
ReturnofthePLK
I read this before seeing the gif and thought you were talking about an actual turtle
ProbablyARomulan
Turtle: "Oh yeah, that's the spot. Yeah, right there..."
espexer
I think the effort is wasted on that cheap plastic lawn chair. See you later, I'm gonna go buy a power washer now.
SwagicalYololord
Really tears up the chair anyway. Turns it from smooth to super rough.
MeezerStandardTime
I think that it is a set of stairs that goes down into an above-ground pool.
Shakes20
It's probably more brittle than a thrice used condom at this point. Chuck it.
PoppinLochNessHopster
not if it's one of these chairs! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjibrwbpuPg
espexer
Just no. Plastic lawn chairs are shit.
Shakes20
That was incredible and utterly underwhelming at the same time. Thank you.
HTButterBunsofSteel
Don't follow these videos. Some of them are using a soft wash system meant for wood/stucco shingles. Never get that fucking close to the 1/
HTButterBunsofSteel
Cockfucking surface you're cleaning, never use an oscillating 0 tip on tile, and for Christ sakes, be gentle with wood! (Pro here, sorry).
nurseblackbeard
Check out the dude in cargo shorts, too.
ColonelCasual
I just want to watch people destroy shit with powerwashers.
HTButterBunsofSteel
O degree tip held 2 inches away from brick or painted wood.
Kehy
I washed my cement driveway, does that make me a pro?
HTButterBunsofSteel
Sadly, no, but if you do seasonal upkeep and maintenance, you'll get handy enough with it. Also, oxalic acid and water. Brightens concrete.
Kehy
Actually it might be time for the driveway to be repaired. Found a few more cracks than usual under all the dirt. At least we know now
HTButterBunsofSteel
You want the best house on the block? Oxalic your drive. Go the extra mile. Treat yo home.
quantumcorgi
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coolbaldman
Did this at a stately home years ago for some extra cash. Blew a hole in every fence and sprayed the grouting out of the 100 year old steps.
NormalWeirdo
Was gonna say I needed this for my gut gunk but then I remembered we have Chipotle, silly me.
ISawWhatYouSaw
You're the kinda worker that makes more work. If the world had more like you the the place would look like shit but all would be busy.
duckshooter
PoppinLochNessHopster
...why not like... stop doing it.. after the first one?
dontsayretarded0itsgay
And leave some fences without any holes??
SergeiBoobtitsky
Seriously, that's quitter talk @PoppinLochNessHopster!
Snooj
You really need to know what you're doing. Or not care. Either way, it's pretty fun.
Idkimadeanaccountjustforthis
My friend does this as his Buisness and told me the pressure and temp have to be right for every job. Otherwise you can ruin things.
maximsk
But did you get your cash?
adriedupoldprune
Yes he called JG wentworth.
AWanderingFlame
877 CAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW~~~~~
greg54js
????877-CASHNOW????
Arbitrarynamehere
!!!!877-CASHNOW!!!!
EmotionallyTransparent
Me too. But it was recently laid brick roadway. Blew out all the sandy bonding between the brick and made noticeable lines in the new brick
ascottdude
sandy bonding = mortar
EmotionallyTransparent
I would agree but when they put it in it was just sand and they sprayed some kind of sealer over it.
ascottdude
oh, weird
PoppinLochNessHopster
...why not like... stop doing it.. after the first one?
EmotionallyTransparent
I did actually. I was like uhhh... shit. Supervisor who was more experienced took over.
Caspooky
Once you start, the powerwasher takes over your conscious mind, and will only stop when the job has been completed.
YesImkazuma
Think mario sunshine, in real life, and with humans as they are (which is pretty much 1 bad day from turning into joker).