Well, don't you think you should get it under control?
Twice in the same day
This was the only thing that came across the pager. I have no other way of acquiring context
What kinda life do you have to be living to get shot in the ass in your 50s
Let your imagination run wild, imgur
I'm curious to know which order this occurred
Ah, to be 18 again.
A four part story.
Any guesses as to who won that one?
It's never easy losing a good friend.
This cabinet protects my virginity
My love
Sometimes, I just rather not ask questions
Blood was everywhere
Girlfriend went on vacation so we just napped.
I should probably go to this
Job security
This is probably someone's kink
She has a dog face in her right ear
I'm interested in how imgurians feel
Made it to S4E2 of Game of Thrones. MR at the end of the episode
She says hi.
Why did you even bother buying a highlighter?
Many bricks were shat
Natural order of life
Went back home, dug through my closet and found these gems.
First grandma gets run over by a reindeer and now this
Ma! Imgur's being weird again!
Finally got into GoT. MR during the entire Red Wedding sequence.
Merry Christmas from me and my sweater!
And we're back
My 12 year old self just lost his mind.
60 degrees last week and I thought we were in the clear... but winter showed up like
It's my Cake day. Have some pictures of my puppy
What's the matter with me
Girlfriend's mom made 48 cookies last night. Guess who ate them?
Thanks for reminding me I don't have friends.
Halloween pumpkin pie ghosts. Made by Paula Deen, probably
This guy ran into my house as I was opening my front door and made himself comfortable
First snow of the season and she's not having any of the shenanigans.
I've lost count of how many times I've seen this come across the pager
It's 10:30pm. Just go to bed
Think I might turn this into a series
She's pretending to not hear me. Fine. Ignore me like every other girl.
Just another day at work
Mouse ran into the basement. Kimy's daring it to come back up
Getting ready for her photo shoot
This took a weird turn but I'm still on board
This is Olive. She's a bit of a dick but she's cool.
On today's episode of "Why my job gives me a headache"
Look at that smile
Literally went to go take a shower and this is how she waited for me to come back