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2312 pts ยท March 11, 2019


I have a dog. I drive a bus. I write limericks. http://gofundme.com/theshortbus

Another big part of the issue is, putting your fingers in your ears and going "lalala" is 99% effective.

So most antivaccine nutjobs experience no personal consequence for not vaccinating.

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Or maybe his handlers didn't want him watching what was on at the time so they told him that all the TV was out

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Side hustles used to be called "moonlighting," and were considered to be a betrayal of one's employer to be working a second job and not resting up for the first one

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That line works surprisingly well

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The name is Underhill.

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Ionian tried to be helpful!

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What happens when Iran pulls a move like Operation Spiderweb, and sends a cargo container full of AI controlled drones that self deploy from a US port?

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The other day I got to see nipples twice.

It was a good day.

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Lucky I'm insane after all I been through

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#10 Waiter comes to the table and goes, "OK who gets the no feces?"

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You can eat the core of a cabbage and it has the same stuff in it, but not nearly as concentrated

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Slava Ukranii

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Fake Tits: A Haiku

Fake titties are tits.
Doesn't matter that they're fake
Fake tits are still tits

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Elon musk didn't hack any machines, he hacked the populace by using specifically targeted messaging developed by social scientists and mentalists

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The whole reason for Donald's push for AI is because he needs there to be convincing AI porn that is indistinguishable from the real thing, so he can say that the videos of him raping and murdering and eating children can be dismissed as AI

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DO NOT fill a super soaker water gun with cocacola and spray these cameras as the cocacola may damage the sensitive lenses

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It's longer than the empire state building is big

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I wonder how many people he's abducted who came to him looking for real estate

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How many greeble do you?

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Which paper had that photo from 2023 running on the front page today?

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I had that mod. I still walk around going "kill people" in beavis' voice under my breath

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Ebola.

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