When it's been a while, and you take too big of a hit from the bong.
First day of Nursing school vs. last day
Couldn't help but do this at my bf
I'm scared.
Fox and the Hound
:|
How I feel trying to get out of bed after having a C-section
"Sup, Jake?" *poot*
Our first baby
My dapper as fuck, little companion
Ridiculously photogenic Beagle
My Fitbit came with a weird TIE Fighter
How I see my coworkers, when they argue over small, stupid things
High I am.
When you think you finally have your life together
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
MRW my boss asks me what I do now that I'm not on Facebook anymore
Browsing Groupon when suddenly...
Needing the "D"
Joel
When that one sneaky spider just won't die
I heart this cat
MFW I accidentally get a drop of blood on my skin
Handsome Beagle
How I've been handling my pregnancy so far
How everyone looks, trying to drive today
Cantelopasaurus
Finding food crumbs at the end of the day in my cleavage
When I'm trying to clean house, but I keep getting distracted
My big kitty
K-9 anyone?
I'm a piece of shit
MRW a patient brings 12 dozen tamales and I'm the only one in the break room
MRW we shift gears
Exercising the pussy
Do I pass?
MRW I shouldn't have taken that last hit
When the pizza delivery guy starts flirting with me, and my boyfriend is listening to everything from the living room
Browsing old photos at an antique shop when all of a sudden...
Can't stop, won't stop, robocop
When you're high as fuck in the shower
When someone pushes my buttons on a really bad day
My life as an adult started on that third step
When you finally find that itch you were scratching for
That time I was single and broke and pretty much gave up on life for a little while
When my ex messages me to hang out
Heard y'all like Husky's
When my boyfriend's hair becomes more beautiful than mine
Dat ass
How I feel about having an Imgur account
When my boyfriend and his best friend from college see each other
MRW my boyfriend makes me deep throat and I'm not quite ready for it
When I'm trying to look nice in a button-up but...
Fucking Wisdom Teeth
When my boyfriend says to be nice/be friends with his friend's wife
Going about my work day, when all of a sudden...
Watching my coworkers chow down on fast food
When my Filipino friend makes me a dish and I have a mini heart attack from the salt content