We knew this was coming
SOAK LOGS IN WOOD
All chaps are assless
Director X says this one is his favorite
Hope y'all stocked up on lube
It's never too early to practice voting
Don't worry about it.
I am not a smart man.
MRW I'm an Asian man and an ex tells me she's dating another Asian man.
MRW I'm doing upgrades and don't have a SATA cable.
Family Heirloom Bible
MRW I see that Westboro Baptist Church is going to picket Kim Davis for being an adulterer
To be fair, this is most nights.
This is of course a generalization. I'm sure some of y'all are plenty scary looking.
her milshake
The conversation I have with myself at 1a when offered shots.
It's not like there's a knife shortage.
Also we'd have less to complain about
MRW I want to be in Mad Max but I'm a band nerd.