Hi! (1st post)
...well the pasta’s cooking and it don’t start cooking
My face in class as I realize that my teacher is shit, so I’m gonna have to teach myself this semester...
Honest Abe being told the state of his country in 2017 (circa 1865)
When that girl you’re crushing on is free, and you got a free seat on your rocket ship
Found these in like the back of my phone dump
You’re all some of the best friends I’ve ever had
When it’s finally winter so you bring out your vast collection of nice jackets, but you live in Az so you get really fucking sweaty in the afternoon so you take it off but someone tells you look nice in it and you’re just like...