writtenmuse

134 pts ยท April 20, 2014


I thought she was going to try a backflip. This was 10x better.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There are multiple other languages where their word for Goodbye is the same as Hello.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Knob Noster

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I thought Nightvale too but couldn't remember what it was called. Thanks, now I can find it again!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stop cooking. Also you feel cold because your body is trying to release as much heat as possible so you "stop cooking" causing chills.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My dad used to explain it like cooking meat, you're hot off the grill and coming up to resting temp lol. You wanna cool yourself off so you

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And sprained that ankle too. My brother was perfectly fine... my mom limped for a while.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When my brother was a newborn my mom tripped on the stairs and sprained her ankle, tried to catch herself with the other foot landed (1/2)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's like a personal spit guard, lots of catering and hotel restuarant type places use them for servers in Asian countries.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Raaurel

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Genuinely interested, why? I tried to Google it, but it's just a bunch of people giving belly rubs. Should they not be doing that?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hes never killed cats or other dogs, but hes not above opossum murder.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Show me how good he thinks he did. Hes never killed a cat, but lots of dogs are territorial and protective, they also like to hunt.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dog gets along with all my cats, and other animals outside if hes leashed, not on his his leash he kills small animals and trots back to

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

According to my phone calculator.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

(9,700*.1)+((39,475-9,700)*.12)+((84,200-3,9475-9,700)*.22)+(800*.24)=12,440.50

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Nobody is saying it, so I will. Yes, I see the heart.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Momoobs

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does this not just contribute to the moth memes? Seems counter-productive.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or do, ain't nobody the boss of you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you're a grammar nazi, and you're reading this, you're going to have a bad time.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

No because two knuckles touch without a valley that represents July and August, 2 months back to back with 31 days.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love going through these and seeing what the first word that comes to mind is.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These would make amazing Rorschach tests

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A sweater with a hood is a hoodie, otherwise (like if it's got a zipper) it's just a jacket...

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

As a Casey's employee, I want you to know at least 3 workers die a little bit more on the inside every time you order one of these...

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

There's strawberry too, it's good but orange is better.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Anyone know where I could get one of these... for a friend of course.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2/2 therefore the folloing joint would be the knee not the one that is labeled further up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Okay but why were they building a castle out of it?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0