Is something special going on tonight?
That moment when you get it in
Am I the only one that thinks these women look a lot alike? I've never seen the comparison made.
what city is this?
Does this shit get anyone else crunk?
what's this, what's this?
A Love Story
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just paying my taxes
This was apparently funny enough to help win over a few friends in high school.
Just a few of my personal dating site adventures
Did anyone notice how Swiping "Illuminati" creates a visual triangle? 3spooky
dat face when u cheatin on yo gurl
Nothin like cruisin' with your favorite girl
It's gonna be a wild night
I can't be the only one
Since when did THIS become more beautiful than THIS?
maybe i'm the only one
My dream is to one day visit Verona, Italy. It is so beautiful.
Same
Shout out to Panera for looking hella great even on a paper plate
getting it in: the sequel
My roommate sends me the strangest things
am I doing this right
Anybody like rock music?
People that always complain about NSFW images
Tinder
The company line my restaurant orders for firewood.
When my phone autocorrects "shrieking" to "Shreking"