Barbie's life went downhill quickly after Ken left. Hope they watered the sponge.
Where is everyone!!
Your tattoo is so....unfortunate
TIL that pee is measured in the same way as orgasms.
I hope I end up as stylish as this 73 year old woman.
Now and then
To share, or not to share...
Espy is feeling naked without her fur.
Wanna hear a sound that will make you d'aw so hard?
Raven or cat
Fresh baked snickerdoodles anyone?
I dont think overweight pets are funny, but I think this chart is...
Zena and Archer deep napping
When the scritches are magic
I rescued this little guy today.
I just logged into my visa account to see if I had enough money to buy lunch. There’s a button that says ‘offers.’ I clicked it. There was a message saying I was preapproved for a $4500 credit increase, just click this button to accept it.
Sometimes you just have to say it. How else are people to know?
This makes me uncomfortable
The exact moment that the Great Human/Poultry War of 2024 began.
When the scary movie is just too scary
Fire I could do without, but I'm interested in the furry part.
MRW the food is delish but I see my friends coming over to the table...
Someone just posted this picture on a local buy/sell site because they lost their kitten.
Dave
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
So much panda!
From my mom's garden this morning. Back row were from one plant, front row were from the one right next to it. Sorry for potato.
This is it. This is the day I quit Facebook.
MRW they don't really mean All You Can Eat
Did i leave the keys in the roll a ball?
Martin Short is looking really rough these days
Am I the only one who can't get past level one on this.
Love meeeeeeeeeeeee
In bread chicken
You think someone was cutting onions before?
This looks promising...
Haven't seen these here before. Please, enjoy.
He is just a gift to great meme makers. I'm not one of them. Here you go.
Just saw this while watching Kimmy Schmidt for the first time. Damn but scripted tv is eerie in its prophesies sometimes.
Dragonfly bath
no subtitles required
I mean, why have wings?
Hey, send that ball player over.
SOMEONE isn't getting a ride home in the car.
Doctors. Always spoiling everyone else's good time.
I am absolutely a supporter of LGBT+ people. Well, I'm a supporter of most people in general. But I just saw this acronym: LGBTTQQPIANU+
MRW someone asks if they can taste a bit of my food
MRW I submit an inquiry to a business using a form on their website, and I type my inquiry and also state "I prefer email," and I don't even leave my number, and within ten minutes THEY CALL ME.
Gosh I hope he's not hurt
Time for my situp.....ahh fuckit
dinosaur slide
My new bookmark/weapon that I just finished in a stamping class.
I just saw an ad on a job website for my coworker's position.
All I can think of is 'sky vacuum'
Not for a millionty billionty dollars.
Be sure to have your carpets checked for these insidious pests
my favorite