not much to tell really. I'm old, short, fat, crippled, grouchy, grumpy and fun at parties. LoL. I enjoy reading, gaming, goofing off, swimming (more like floating around on water but I'm also thalasphobic, yay) I'm from Texas and I live in Germany. I like traveling on my schedule, definitely not on someone else's. I also enjoy perusing Imgur. if I think of anything else I'll add it.