violentdosage

33230 pts · December 29, 2015


Yeah…

Dude… those are so good. That with some curly fries and/or mozzarella sticks! Game changer. Especially with extra Arby’s sauce.

17 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’ve done it too. My wife hates it. Haha.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He hates that song. Haha. Anytime we go to dinner and they have a jukebox someone always selects it if available to mess with him. Haha.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here’s hoping!

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Any time someone asks how to spell my name, I say, “just like the bike.”

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean, I dunno. It’s not hard to find anything about anyone anymore. I already considered it before I posted. All that is, is a pto request form. Meh.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They get real big in southern New Mexico.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or you can listen to Dungeon Crawler Carl and really feel the burn. That’s how it feels to me anyway.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s crazy it follows the black coloring on its head.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m whatever this is.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Please copy and paste this to your status if you're constantly being asked to copy and paste things to your status by people who copy and paste things to their statuses. Many people won't copy and paste this, but my truly sarcastic friends will copy and paste it because they're sarcastic by nature. If you don't copy and paste it, then this means you hate bacon. And if you hate bacon a unicorn diesPossibly puppies as well. And occasionally baby goats. But never dragons, 'cause dragons are awesome

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I did that in our apartment with a too big tent and it was hilarious. Also, u may have been drinking. Haha.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

God damnit doughnut!

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

DiMaggio is second to Mark. But I do love his little draw off at the end of his laugh that makes him seem insane and a sociopath.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

According to wife, stealth.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ahh yes. Body shaming a dude is totally cool.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You didn’t hear?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guys guys, I asked my doctor. They start at 45. I turned 40 last year. I’ve been preemptively studying though, so I think I’ll pass.

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah… wasting resources to get likes is fucking crazy…

4 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

Same in Colorado.

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I just straight up deleted mine. Everyone that talks to me often has my number.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Those must take a fortnight to dry!

4 months ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

I tried but it got stuck in my throat.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I even read it in his Aussie voice.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This gives off Jason Asano vibes.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don’t know. But I’ve dated my fare share of people who wear glasses, so I’m aware. Always a yikes from me.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He definitely dyes his hair. The amount of grey on his beard should closely match his hair.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m right there with you, but it’s very obvious it’s an LLM from the get go. It doesn’t even sound like a human. If it sounds like someone reading a script with no breathing…

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ok “G00n4Christ”. How is any of what you just wrote even slightly coherent?

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0