valeriesghost

172081 pts · June 8, 2012


Contrary to popular belief I am not the ghost of a long dead lesbian. I'm your standard straight white father of 3 who isn't using his film degree and likes to paint pictures. I know you are disappointed. I can feel it through the screen.

My great great grandfather, England circa 1879.

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My wife hates them.

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This bird tried to fight me for my fries. Never seen a bird do that before.

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Some of my watercolor illustrations for the art crawl

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What I think my kids school photo is gonna look like vs what we actually got.

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This should t be here.

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Paws for days

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Found in my junk drawer

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You want a piece of me?

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Playing with the new kitty

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Fuck yeah

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Loving my new buddy

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Thought I’d share some of my art on doodle day. Hope you like it!

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It’s going to be really hard to get any work done this morning.

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MRW I’m chilling and suddenly remember my responsibilities

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A friends Halloween costume for his little guy.

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Spotted at a mall in Nebraska

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Death and taxes.

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About ten minutes before a pretty decent thunder storm hit us.

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Had no idea when I woke up the day would end like this.

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It appears we’ve come to an impasse...

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Little brothers

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Merry Christmas!

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A little behind the ears helps soothe shrapnel wounds

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Not what I wanted to hear

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My kids Pokémon cards went through the wash and he is heartbroken.

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PULLING THE STRINGS YEEAAAHAAHAHH

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The best kind of late Christmas gift for a 38 year old kid in Nebraska who misses his English grandmother.

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Saw this at the hardware store. They new exactly what they were doing.

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My best friend left me after 14 years yesterday. I just wanted everyone to see my buddy one more time.

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Where we're going we don't need roads

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I named my sketch mannequin Sea~Bisquette'

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It's my 6th cake day on this site. 

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MFW i get in the shower after my wife

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Lookin good

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Cock and balls

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My nuts when I step outside this morning

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They told me that as a dad I would have to be the strong one today. I don't want to be the strong one. I miss you buddy.

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This guy popped up in my feed and I though he belonged here. Happy Monday, IMGUR! Have a heckin good day.

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When Batman is life

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America the Beautiful

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As a 37 year old man Chris Cornell meant a lot to me. This is a tough loss for me and many others. If you've never listened to this man sing...man.

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My kid asked for a Blastoise so I made a Blastoise.

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For October I wanted to paint a series based on Tim Burton characters. Hope you guys like them!

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Hoo’s a good boy? Owl see myself out.

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Getting excited about Halloween next month and decided to take a shot at Edward Scissorhands

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I’ve been inside for 30 minutes and I’m still sweating

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Photobomb? Make it so. 

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Painted this as a Christmas gift and it’s the only selfie I have. Happy Christmas IMGUR!

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MRW I realize there are only 264 days left until the Soul Train pulls into Halloween town

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