uplock

11134 pts ยท January 10, 2017


There's no love like Tortie love!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Time for some old eye for an eye style of justice, we can have a colon surgeon on standby.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Dude is so soft his heart pumps glitter

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rectalpronap

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oversights may be compromised, but laser sights still work

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure he's more of a cockring than a puppet at this point.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dog leaves tightly coiled piles on the front lawn smarter than the U.S. President and his entire cabinet...

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that goes around his chest so they can slowly lower him into the wood chipper right?

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No need to eliminate private insurance, if it's as wonderful as the moron's believe, it'd only get better right? /s

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Codename: SweatyBallGargler

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

strapped to an anvil

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and slowly lowered

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It won't be enough.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

would probably be a bit more public as a warning

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah, say it openly here so it can be documented and logged for further social data mining....brilliant

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when you've got a kid like that ya just kind of get used to it, plenty of bullies in the world wanna FAFO

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I suggest he be drawn and quartered with pieces buried at the four corners of the country....

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Forget prison, I want to challenge him to Thunderdome.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If private insurance is so awesome it would easily survive Medicare for all....

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Will it blend?

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And retribution response should not be in Min either...

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

While he cowers in protective custody, every cell in his body is completely made of cowardly bitch

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

on a brick

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

An effective way to test if something is truly an incendiary accelerant is to set it on fire..

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fair call, but only if it's feet first, very slow and on a feeder belt laced with broken glass, nails and coated with salt and vinegar.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Let them choose, then use the method they didn't choose.

6 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

~Mike Johnson

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

fire is a pretty good way to reset the scoreboard

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0