It’s been weeks!!
She is not single.
It’s a personal truth.
These seem to belong together somehow...
Banana for scale.
What happens when you don’t pay any taxes and control a corrupt government?
When my girlfriend fails to text me back in time...
Turn your lights off at 8:30-9:30.
Talking news head law recommendation.
Sipped some weed, drank some beer, disseminated dad wisdom....
We still haven’t not that it’s any of your beeswax
Some, I assume are good people.
Herms a geeeewwed byagahahash.
What could possibly cause such crazy weather?
Asking for a republican to explain? Please?
Some people are confused. Here are some handy definitions for trumpers.
Greatest best country in the history of ever!!
Fine 10th. But not because peer pressure.
When she doesn’t respond to the meme you sent her.
MRW I see all the porb on my phone.
Let’s talk about the real problem maybe for once?
Is this a dump?
You mean a guy who went bankrupt 6 times is bad with money? Weird.
Billionaires pay lower % taxes please vote for someone who is not taking billionaire $$$?
If you don’t love me at my Paul Volckerest....
The loops take time...
I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.
Pot pieeeeeee
When you need to reply but don’t have the words...
Totally titular bro.
hurt me daddy...
yep.
White people are crazy.
MRW I get more comments than upthings
I just need to vent before I lose it.
MRW there are tiny fruit of the loom underwear with poop stains on the table next to the couch.
Taquitos on a bed of arugula.
Making America great again...
Gub control
Only the translators know.
Is he right? Could this happen?
Renamed my cactus because Ruprecht was too subtle.
Repost of repost of a repost.
Me when I look at my tumblr feed...
I wonder what this one means...
Cuddle injuries are real.
When I put my hot pocket in the microwave...
Another Saturday night with my soon to be wife...
MFW my GF explains to me that when she says she wants to play monopoly she really doesn’t want to play monopoly...
I love my wife’s butt!!
You can be pimp and a prostitute too...it’s called multitasking.
Cheers Imgur, you beautiful disasters.
I just want to feel clean.
This cat has seen some shit.