1552 pts ยท April 19, 2013
something about yourself! (nailed it)
can i hire you? that was beautiful
i was virtually slapped in the face with links to pictures of him i didn't ask for, so the smart phone was more than enough haha
yea, i had A girlfriend, 2 years ago. it was a great year. not safe to come back out of my shell yet though
then out of no where brought up how "Josh" must have fallen asleep because he was supposed to call her...
she suckered me in and asked like 5 or 6 questions about what i have been doing
"Hillary 2016"
concise searches...man knows what he wants.
i'd be mad, but i probably had it coming
plot twist, my dog is a giant
bitches love magic
its amazing he was able to focus with that virgin rager in his pants
Snl skit. On my phone or id find it for you
just watched this episode last night. solid show
well...i guess this is the correct use of the meme
that's basically what I'm doing. I was in a club for a couple months in high school, so I'm charitable
oh yeah, they're stupid dirty like that.
orcas like it in their blowhole
her dad is holding a shotgun while mom takes the pictures
"which one of you doesn't have the herpes yet?"
woah woah, slow down! I can only process so much at once!
there should be a life hack for this
"yooo duuuuude, roll up a meaty joint and nuke that bitch"
giddy up
"FUCK YOU BRAIN, SHE SAID THIS WAS THE REAL DEAL THIS TIME"
man...if i had a nickel...
can i hire you? that was beautiful
i was virtually slapped in the face with links to pictures of him i didn't ask for, so the smart phone was more than enough haha
yea, i had A girlfriend, 2 years ago. it was a great year. not safe to come back out of my shell yet though
then out of no where brought up how "Josh" must have fallen asleep because he was supposed to call her...
she suckered me in and asked like 5 or 6 questions about what i have been doing
"Hillary 2016"
concise searches...man knows what he wants.
i'd be mad, but i probably had it coming
plot twist, my dog is a giant
bitches love magic
its amazing he was able to focus with that virgin rager in his pants
Snl skit. On my phone or id find it for you
just watched this episode last night. solid show
well...i guess this is the correct use of the meme
that's basically what I'm doing. I was in a club for a couple months in high school, so I'm charitable
oh yeah, they're stupid dirty like that.
orcas like it in their blowhole
her dad is holding a shotgun while mom takes the pictures
"which one of you doesn't have the herpes yet?"
woah woah, slow down! I can only process so much at once!
there should be a life hack for this
"yooo duuuuude, roll up a meaty joint and nuke that bitch"
giddy up
"FUCK YOU BRAIN, SHE SAID THIS WAS THE REAL DEAL THIS TIME"
man...if i had a nickel...