tortfeasor

84280 pts · January 8, 2014

Talking out of turn? That's a paddlin'. Lookin' out the window? That's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals? That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin' - Jasper Beardly Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for your selves! You're ALL individuals! The Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals! Brian: You're all different! The Crowd: Yes, we ARE all different! Man in crowd: I'm not... The Crowd: Sch! Dole Office Clerk: Occupation? Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. Dole Office Clerk: What? Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension. Dole Office Clerk: Oh! A BULLSHIT ARTIST!

Apparently, it's my cake day. Join the festivities.

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It's my cake day, so here's another picture from my travels. This is Mt. St. Helens from 6 or 7 months ago.

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It's apparently my cake day; so, yay for me. Here's a picture I took in Iceland. If you look closely, you'll see it's got a waterfall in it.

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