toothlesscarrot

23601 pts ยท October 15, 2012


As grammar Nazi, I find this particularly funny.

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Dick Move

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This was what you decided to go with???

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Whether I liked it or not, wrong place for that!

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Good Friday bitches! Fire the grills up

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My attempt to encourage some OC on here

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Move bitch, get out the way

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seriously, usersub is flooded with it, male and female!

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Lerk ert mer spernk bernk

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IFL boobs

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I almost wanna do it just to find out

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knock knock, who's there? america mother fucker

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Where I met my boo

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I don't lose sleep over downvotes, so I'll just tell you how I feel.

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My reaction every time AOL released their new point oh

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Solid advice

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As long as nobody knew, obviously

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This is how I trick people into thinking I'm more inconsequential than I really am.

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Truth or dare?

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As a broke lesbian, I can relate

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This is why I Imgur

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Not me, but somebody I know...

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Some of the wildlife living around my work

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Pops is getting Jersey Turnpiked

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... so I became a Keurig.

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current events...

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DAD! Your... toe is hanging out

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Just girly things <3

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Planting for the season

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Paint your fan blades primary colors, and this happens.

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just girly things <3

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Mothers day is just around the corner

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I know I'm not alone on this one

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Two Words: Pink Eye

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My cat is a boss

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So glad I got to witness this.

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The good ol RF adampter.

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I told my wife that she's changing this diaper...

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This is my new universal response to everything on FB. Hot girls, annoying rants, it just fits all scenarios.

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Somebody asked, "what does bust a nut mean, I'm afraid to Google it" I just did, and found this, thanks!

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Next time you smash a spider, you might kill two birds with one stone.

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You'll remember this next time somebody shows you something on their phone.

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naughtiest childhood memory

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Hipsters be like, "I love craft beer"

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Benji is aging well.

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If you have no ups and downs in your life, it means you're dead.

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In my 28 years of living, I can confirm this the most valuable thing you can learn

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If you catch my drift

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Somebody with nothing better to do literally just did this to me...

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My wife bought this pack of cheese and never ate it. It didn't spoil, it just transitioned.

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no poor fry riiiii

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I hope everybody saw this spectacle.

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Nobody ever leaves my house thirsty

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Does this rag smell like chloroform?

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Watch this 20 times and you will see what she experienced this morning. I kept sitting her back up.

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bucket list

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Literally just happened and inspired some OC

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well deserved after working 76 hours this week

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