As grammar Nazi, I find this particularly funny.
Dick Move
This was what you decided to go with???
Whether I liked it or not, wrong place for that!
Good Friday bitches! Fire the grills up
My attempt to encourage some OC on here
Move bitch, get out the way
seriously, usersub is flooded with it, male and female!
Lerk ert mer spernk bernk
IFL boobs
I almost wanna do it just to find out
knock knock, who's there? america mother fucker
Where I met my boo
I don't lose sleep over downvotes, so I'll just tell you how I feel.
My reaction every time AOL released their new point oh
Solid advice
As long as nobody knew, obviously
This is how I trick people into thinking I'm more inconsequential than I really am.
Truth or dare?
As a broke lesbian, I can relate
This is why I Imgur
Not me, but somebody I know...
Some of the wildlife living around my work
Pops is getting Jersey Turnpiked
... so I became a Keurig.
current events...
DAD! Your... toe is hanging out
Just girly things <3
Planting for the season
Paint your fan blades primary colors, and this happens.
just girly things <3
Mothers day is just around the corner
I know I'm not alone on this one
Two Words: Pink Eye
My cat is a boss
So glad I got to witness this.
The good ol RF adampter.
I told my wife that she's changing this diaper...
This is my new universal response to everything on FB. Hot girls, annoying rants, it just fits all scenarios.
Somebody asked, "what does bust a nut mean, I'm afraid to Google it" I just did, and found this, thanks!
Next time you smash a spider, you might kill two birds with one stone.
You'll remember this next time somebody shows you something on their phone.
naughtiest childhood memory
Hipsters be like, "I love craft beer"
Benji is aging well.
If you have no ups and downs in your life, it means you're dead.
In my 28 years of living, I can confirm this the most valuable thing you can learn
If you catch my drift
Somebody with nothing better to do literally just did this to me...
My wife bought this pack of cheese and never ate it. It didn't spoil, it just transitioned.
no poor fry riiiii
I hope everybody saw this spectacle.
Nobody ever leaves my house thirsty
Does this rag smell like chloroform?
Watch this 20 times and you will see what she experienced this morning. I kept sitting her back up.
bucket list
Literally just happened and inspired some OC
well deserved after working 76 hours this week