On your knees, bitch...
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Just told him we're having another baby.
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Hey Waylon, wanna go to the front page?
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Waylon Jennings
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All we want for Christmas is our dignity.
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Cat camel toe.
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The Man, The Myth, The Legend
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That awkward moment when you realize that girl you brought home is still in your bed.your one
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Got my kid's book nook set up.
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well it is
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I'm not good at giving sappy feeling gifts.
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When you struggling over whether you want that last piece of pie.
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Happy Dog Day!
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We wanted to get our sitter a little Christmas gift to show we appreciate her.
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