MRW someone asks if I weight lift
What can I say, I'm feeling romantic
A win is a win
Sunday meme communion
The emails are coming in fast than I can answer them
It's only insanity if it's not artistic
Its the little wins
First time writing in almost a decade
If I scream it'll cause any HR incident, so im here mentally instead
Is time an illusion, or am I just a lil stupid?
Something about an object in motion?
Something, something, company time?
Cigs can't hurt you if you're pure of heart
And we got the 3-pack... not on sale!
Ilia, I think they're dead
I am artisté
Its a sad day in this capitalistic hell
The Eaton Fire
No one warns you how boring getting your shit together is
2 years of baked goods
MRW I've only been single as an adult during BOTH trump administrations
I'm just a woman who wants to read about the Emperor's Glory
Crime is what makes it taste so good
Practicing until my brain doesn't feel quite as mushy
A completely unproven theory
If your heart has been feeling heavy, volunteer with some animals
Making oboe reeds
I can talk about stuff without getting angry and its ruining everything
Trying to have a career, good health, create art, and spend time with your S/O
The rocket, the willow, the cat, the man, the myth, the legend
We upgraded!!
When do I get my basket of lemons?
Week 2!
Oh to be a tiny cat on a heating pad
8 years of roses
Can't go to the gym because all gym clothes are dirty
Listening to romantic music when a mother fucked tries to sneak in Mozart
You're not supposed to remind me that you're human
Tackling that mental health mess
Day 3 of not rotting away
Release me ya wee cunt
Double my meds and give them to the next person
Socializing in your 30s is hard enough tbh
I dont even regret the breakup, but if my face could stop leaking, that'd be great
This will either burn my life down or help fix it
If someone is upset at equality, they are taking advantage of you
Whenever I'm feeling a little rough, my orange boy makes me a bit happier
Day 1 of trying to keep my shit together
My therapist says its self expression, not depression
I can't trust your words or your silence
I would cry if I wasn't so busy laughing
Waiting to get home to my gaming and soju
Sometimes it's the little things and sometimes it's the big things
Customer service works should be allowed 1 purge day per year
What a little patience can do
Day 2 of getting my shit together
Mrw I have to go back to work after lunch
If I could die in cheese, I would
Mrw a man says "you probably never heard of it"
Everyday feels like a spa day