I went car shopping the other day and brought my dad with me to help negotiate.
Chopped just ruined my diet. A pizza episode? You delicious bastards.
I don't know what's going on, imgur.
It's muhfuckin' taco tuesday!
It's the tenth anniversary of the release of Mean Girls.
Well, it's true half the year.
Are there any Nashvillagers here? I'll be in Nashville in a few weeks, can I get some suggestions of stuff to do there?
Spending tomorrow in Chicago. I like bourbon.
First (minor) modeling gig ever on Saturday. Nervous as fuck now.
To anyone who insists all dogs are photogenic, I give you Blossom.
No pity party here, rather, a PSA for dog owners
Targeted advertising. I'm a female with a boyfriend. Thanks Girlfriend Activation System!
I hope you all can find as much inspiration in his wisdom as I have.
I just realized this will be my first year I can actually recall where christmas will be without my cats.
It's my cake day. I love whiskey.
It's hilarious because they'd completely snub the stuff otherwise.
But seriously, they never stay put where they're supposed to.
Jesus bringing sexy back.
Monica Lewinsky loves the Packers' draft pick.
MRW /things/ start working right after I drink a gigantic coffee just before my valentine's date.
Hey Imgur. I'm post soccer game day-drunk. Let's be friends!
I've never seen any of Adventure Time before, so I'm gonna start watching it tonight.
And I'm glad I do!
Motorcycle Monday, have an adorable Iron 883
I know it's been said before, but golly this is frustrating.
Tequila Tuesday: Casamigos
I need to stop crying over Budweiser commercials.
Just some dogs for your Imgur pleasure plus a homemade bonus.
I just get the best ads lately, I'm so excited to never age again by covering myself in sprinkles!
It's my cake day, show me your least flattering selfies, imgur! Pretty please?
Doing homework in jeans is the worst
Drinks, anyone?
I thought some of you might enjoy this.
I'm a 2nd semester senior, I'll be taking weight training for a whole 1 credit starting this week.
Bout to binge watch the fuck out of some Penny Dreadful. You all should too.
It costs money to sign people up for cat facts?!
Bar tending for the first time ever tonight, any tips from pros to help me out?
I just made Sriracha deviled eggs. Just thought I should tease you all with that.
This is Chichi!
WOW! I want my skin to look just like hers!
MRW I have a quiz due at midnight and the website is down for maintenance until 10 am tomorrow.
Hey Imgur, I have a request.
I'm only going to imgur for one hour before starting my homework, I promise.
New discovery!
Well, it's better than not being able to watch...I guess.
Warning: this post may contain pie and cats.
Hey Chicagoans, what's there to do in your city this weekend?
When you hope you're not getting sick and realize an hour later that you most definitely will be getting really, really sick.
MFW I eat pizza. Inb4 pizza and gifs for ants.
I don't roll on Shabbos.
Feels bad, man.
Completed my second to last semester of college a week or so ago, grades just came in tonight.
It's about to be this old man's sweet 16th birthday. What kinda delicious puppy present should I make him?
Hey Milwaukee!
#PaulasBestDishes is a fantastically horrible juneteenth twitter trend
If you haven't seen this before or haven't watched it in a few years, I just thought I'd tell everyone how perfect It's a Wonderful Life is. Merry Christmas and happy whatever holiday you celebrate!
MFW my boyfriend tells me he's going back to school and is taking the same class/lab as me.
Some Floridian wildlife OC for you while I procrastinate on lab reports
The God of cats can now rule over his kingdom from kitty heaven.
I broke my spleen tripping on the corner of a rug. There has to be a better way, right?! I just found what it is and now I'm off to order 500 Ruggies!