Jake's tattoo idea
Mad Max + Burning Man = Gambler 500
Just getting my d*ck sucked
Sometimes you're the lemon, sometimes you're the belly gnome
Little baby dump to kick off the day.
" Height is primarily a measure of determination" -short guy willing to get a bucket
Aged like a fine milk
I head y'all like phone dumps
Anyone else's feeling vaguely lonely lately?
It was only after a child shit in my car that I realized I needed a book like this.
Normally I don't make such bass jokes, but I'm hoping i don't get in treble with the staff
Went to Wizards of the Coast HQ. Turns out they have a pet dragon named Mitzy.
You want reposted tumbler bullshit? I got that.
Portland inaugural protest (I'm calling it the pre-riot calm)
Two weeks without Internet.
Snowy in Portland, OR. Or, as we call it.... THE THUNDERSNOME
Watching the protest with another imgurian.... Plus beer.
This bird isn't chicken to explore new styles
Ah. The Majesty of birth.