thematman

15457 pts · October 28, 2012


Get this to the front page and I’ll make you a small figurine of your favourite fictional character out of felt. My niece loves them.

I thought I had just seen him talking about the gay vowel last night. Small world. Er… small internet.

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Been there.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There’s a pretty famous musical about assassins already. It’s called Assassins.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then it’s just a sparrow.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Again, I genuinely have no idea what you’re saying. What part of what I said is bullshit? It doesn’t even seem controversial. Religions hating each other? That’s just like… the history of the world.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

The same is also true the other way, don’t get me wrong. Jews hating arabs or Christians for their religion.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

I mean… Christians and Jews also have the same roots and lots of Christians hate Jews for their religion too. I’m not really sure what your point is.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

I mean… I’m super anti-Israel and they definitely do horrific things, but also… lots of arabs do hate Jews for their religion.

1 year ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 8

Millennials are killing the millennial industry.

1 year ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Oh no way! I just heard her talking about this on Rachel Dratch’s podcast.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because 7 fucked 9.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don’t know if I’d call it sarcastic, so much as just bad acting lol

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just to be clear, they weren’t trying to screw Joyce Brothers. The producer’s whole idea was to get more viewers by showing how knowledgeable she was about a topic that women didn’t “typically” know about. She chose boxing.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think it’s just My Dad is Dracula: MDiD.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you! That means the world to me.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Open your miiiiind!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Donald Trump’s Personal Royal Guard? Maybe?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, I get what you mean with February. But how do people pronounce twelfth?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wait, what? February is pronounced how it’s spelled. And so is twelfth.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

To be fair, Trump does say he’s joking and then that he has no preference. Still a stupid thing to say, but I don’t think he was serious in this case.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would still be indentured.

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Also brazenly, but yes.

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

It’s so weird that this post appeared an hour after I discovered the Netflix show existed and did a deep wiki-dive on Dr. Seuss.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I actually am what OP would call a 🚬 and it didn’t occur to me until I read top comment what was going on.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The only thing I don’t like about this is that it doesn’t tell you who won the original case, so it could be that it overturned Wrong’s victory and now everything is Right again!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please tell me their full names are Red Astaire and Ginger Rogers.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If it’s real, I’d say it’s brainwashing… because it shows some level of intelligence to come up with this independently if you don’t know that that’s how vaccines work. Maybe there’s hope.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Without even knowing who that was I knew he couldn’t be trusted because I was immediately attracted to him.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Tina Fey did that more or less with Sarah Palin years ago. Remember when that was the worst the Republicans had to offer? Good times.

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0