Clever.
Now we just have to find a (another) planet to oppress I guess...
Must have gotten extra beans on his burrito at *favorite burrito place here*
Where do they sell these fridges?
When you're cool with snakes and potatoes but lizards are where you draw the line
When it's leg day but Dom's watching you...
That's how you hockey!
Should've had Mr. Freeze on stand-by...
Freedom Sunset (4th of July)
I lack originality.
When someone is trying to eat you but you got other shit to do...
Best use of PBR I've seen!
When you hear the Cincinnati Zoo is looking for a new gorilla...
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Well that's neat.
Not repeating the text in the image for the title.
Not repeating the image text in the title.
Ever get tired of pumping fuel?
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Cost of freedom
Prime mates. Dude just wants to ride!
Me the last time I tried to golf.
Too tired to think of a title...
Final Destination was real...?
When your jam comes on...
If you're single on Valentine's day you really have to hand it to yourself...
Monday got me like...
Were you ever this cool?
What happens when you text and listen to Slipknot.
This my little knitta right here. Gnome sayin?!
YFW someone asks how you're doing after you get fired, your SO leaves, & your dog dies but you don't want burden them
THIS IS SPARTA!
Gravity is only a theory. Take that science person!
That face you make when you almost die...
*title redacted*
Why is his jersey on backwards?
Look at that clock...got a minute?
This fella is handy
Guy could probably be a drum major
When it's 4:59 and you get off work at 5:00.
No soup for you!
Living the ruff life
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Gravity: Off
This is what regret looks like
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Seems too clever by half. Now where's my popcorn?
Game of Thrones season 7 has been delayed.
Looks like a glitch in a video game. A no look, no effort catch.
4 bye 4.
The most literal sink I've ever seen.
Minnesota "feels like" temps 6 months apart
What's the square root of tree?
When you come home drunk eat until you pass out...