thebees

1061 pts ยท July 14, 2013


Watch the fingers, def a.i.

7 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I am an owner of one of Those Dogs. Not a violent bone in his 95 lb body, but he was obvs taken away from his litter way too young and never socialized when we took him in at 1 1/2 yrs. His brain just overloads when overstimulated despite professional training (he's 7 now). I don't try to walk him or take him to dog parks. I don't have him around people that wouldn't be comfortable with a big dumb goof that takes some time to destimulate. He has a big yard with a big fence and everyone's happy.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're forgetting the 3 highballs at cocktail hour

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Tick, tick, tick

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Don't let a dead bed happen.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No worries, you know those weapons have been neglected/stripped/looted for years?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, they wanted every Western leader on ONE bus. But Trump and Putin were NOT invited...I cannot see a flaw in this.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 0

It was written by a dude tho

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Little fuckhead

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favorite. Great break up song.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I honestly still do, but I'm on mobile.

4 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Um, that might not be a real cat. Seems a bit stiff with just the one "paw" moving?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I am going to have to try that! My second favorite pizza is kalamata olives, bell peppers, and goat cheese with a pesto base.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for taking the time to give a serious answer.

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

(Chuckles, says Jimmy Savile in hell)

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More like laugh-cry over here, but yes.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

* Vlad impaled them ON a point.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's how I imagine elephants think about humans

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Mother's day. He was just being a dutiful son.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The Ballad of C'mell

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hey hon, you okay?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which one would be recommended for fixing a cracked driveway?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0