it's my mother fucking cake day.
feels bad man
god dammit...
i made this
MRW someone steals my last piece of pizza.
my badass granny people
um....um....SARAH FIX THIS MADNESS PLEASE
when some one talks about me
when i see someone eat my hotpocket
mrw someone eats the last hotpocket
it's my cake day!
LOOK AT IT
i made dis
my cat sweetie
when i see my dog staring at my food
when my parents found out i ate all the hot pockets
when you put your hand on a wall so you can wax a table
when your alone in your house
dammit cake why do you do this?
when ever i see weird as fuck shit on this glorious site
dat ass
god fucking dammit
when ever anyone i know says something stupid or not true
here have this
here use this for what you will
use it for what you will
when you get the last pizza roll and you look at your friends who wanted it soooo badly
when ever i eat taco bell and then magically turn into a little girl with a pink shirt
when ever i step on a lego with no socks on
Mr. Nomnoms
"I'M MOIST JIMMY" OKAY GRANDMA"
when you see a girl with a beautiful ass pass you by
here have this imgur gods
when you put m&m's, skittles, and reese's pieces in a bowl and you see someone eat them
when you see your neighbors getting kinky
found this on random...
when ever someone makes a really, really, reeeeeally bad pun
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHING
when ever anyone starts to argue with me about things
when someone asks how i did good on a test
when ever i win a game with a one point difference
"no"
*ting ting ting*
saw this in random thought it was cool
when ever i see outside during winter
when anyone calls me ugly
when ever someone tries to steal anything i made and show it to someone