Poe, lose the E and add me" = Poop. On the shitter confirmed
Created my first GIF
MRW I find the perfect username
Star Wars Episode VIII: A Situation Arises
She told me she didn't like Italian Sausage, but that's some Bolonga
Going to see my professor in his office hours this afternoon after skipping his class this morning
Giantsbane? More like Tormund Giantbillstopay
MRW people have one post on imgur and makes it to the front page
MRW I'm doing my taxes in pen and forgot that I can't claim my daughter, Brooke, as a dependant because my wife took her instead
Laugh it up fuzzball
MRW I'm having a "solo dance party" in my room late at night and my mom comes in to see if I'm sleeping
MRW I use sugar, spice and everything nice to make the perfect username
You guys know what I'm talking about
probs a repost but were (I'm) so fucked for my presentation tomorrow
Dont know how to make a gif, but I havent laughed this hard in awhile
MRW I do fine in my Biochem class all semester, bomb the final and end up with a D
It's 3:32 AM on the 3rd Tuesday of the month...
Got absolutely fried by my dad tonight.
MRW my mom tells me about how "crazy" her and my dad used to be
MRW I finally pick out a username that I actually like
but what if they shoot you in the tail?
Trying to hit on the new college freshmen up at school
OP at the world cup
MRW I'm trying to dance with my crush at the Homecoming dance
Catch me in the Dojo
MRW Lois Lane catches me masturbating in front of the sprinklers at 3:32 AM on the third Tuesday of the month
Bored in class when the new girl walks in MRW I find out she's a bit stockier and has short hair and I like that kindof stuff
3 o'clock on the nose
Crazy night last night (OC)
Telling an inappropriate joke to my grandpa that he approves of
Stupid candy
MRW I see all this anime movie list bullshit on the front page
Fuck that Filtch lookalike guy
Went to ask my crush to homecoming but found out she already had said yes to a girl first
How does a man on the moon get his haircut?
Repost Alert!
Playing some ball with my much more athletic friends
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