terrorofthederp

421811 pts · August 2, 2015


Shit, saw two other dogs in the snow on the trees to the left. Think I need to lie down now.

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Bacon does not need a reason. Bacon is the reason.

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That is some fine pussy action

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

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These Trump names have got to stop

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Turn it over

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You are crushing it

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Now flick them

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

But how many partial raccoons? Asking for a friend

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May leave skid marks

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Think he is fishing for compliments, in the form of upvotes

3 years ago | Likes 171 Dislikes 2

Sounds a bit husky to me

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Did you get tiny arms on your arms?

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But squat like a whore

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You roasted your own work

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A C what you did there

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If it has eyes, run away!!

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Is that John Wick 4?

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I am a fake runner. If you see me running, it's because everything in your world has speeded up. Lay off the drugs buddy!

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Or throw them through the window at the mall and at least get some good trainers

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Clearly has another one due any minute

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When you have gone for a walk because the pills you took were duds

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When you start to photoshop, but forget the porpoise

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The ultimate relaxation. No surprises, you know you will enjoy it, can say the best lines in synch.

3 years ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 1

LARPD - Crime Scene Investigations (with added glitter)

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Fat bastard: I lost weight, but now my neck looks like a vagina

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Do you have a flag? I claim it for the British Empire!

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Ribbed for her pleasure

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