421811 pts · August 2, 2015
Shit, saw two other dogs in the snow on the trees to the left. Think I need to lie down now.
Bacon does not need a reason. Bacon is the reason.
That is some fine pussy action
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
These Trump names have got to stop
Turn it over
You are crushing it
Now flick them
But how many partial raccoons? Asking for a friend
May leave skid marks
Think he is fishing for compliments, in the form of upvotes
Sounds a bit husky to me
Did you get tiny arms on your arms?
But squat like a whore
You roasted your own work
A C what you did there
If it has eyes, run away!!
Is that John Wick 4?
I am a fake runner. If you see me running, it's because everything in your world has speeded up. Lay off the drugs buddy!
Or throw them through the window at the mall and at least get some good trainers
Clearly has another one due any minute
When you have gone for a walk because the pills you took were duds
When you start to photoshop, but forget the porpoise
The ultimate relaxation. No surprises, you know you will enjoy it, can say the best lines in synch.
LARPD - Crime Scene Investigations (with added glitter)
Fat bastard: I lost weight, but now my neck looks like a vagina
Do you have a flag? I claim it for the British Empire!
Ribbed for her pleasure
Shit, saw two other dogs in the snow on the trees to the left. Think I need to lie down now.
Bacon does not need a reason. Bacon is the reason.
That is some fine pussy action
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
These Trump names have got to stop
Turn it over
You are crushing it
Now flick them
But how many partial raccoons? Asking for a friend
May leave skid marks
Think he is fishing for compliments, in the form of upvotes
Sounds a bit husky to me
Did you get tiny arms on your arms?
But squat like a whore
You roasted your own work
A C what you did there
If it has eyes, run away!!
Is that John Wick 4?
I am a fake runner. If you see me running, it's because everything in your world has speeded up. Lay off the drugs buddy!
Or throw them through the window at the mall and at least get some good trainers
Clearly has another one due any minute
When you have gone for a walk because the pills you took were duds
When you start to photoshop, but forget the porpoise
The ultimate relaxation. No surprises, you know you will enjoy it, can say the best lines in synch.
LARPD - Crime Scene Investigations (with added glitter)
Fat bastard: I lost weight, but now my neck looks like a vagina
Do you have a flag? I claim it for the British Empire!
Ribbed for her pleasure