teoskenes

12889 pts ยท February 15, 2014


I am a white male cisgendered scumbag American. I am married to my best friend and have a golden retriever. I am without children and never want them. My wife doesn't want them either. Our golden is all the kid we need in our lives. My wife uses me to get things from top shelves. I like video games, watching anime, and browsing imgur. I don't care how well this bio is written because I'm not an English major. Don't take a picture of my bio and put it on the front page. Assholes.

I waited in line for 3 hours. Best 8 minutes of my life.

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That's just like my opinion man

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This is our puppy Daenerys (and she's as fiery as her too). She likes to sit like this sometimes.

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MRW someone asks me when I'm going to have children.

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Before ancient aliens and crazy fucking hair, there was this guy...

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Everyone posting to usersub right now

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No reason for killing over spilled milk.

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it post

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My marriage isn't what I had hoped for...

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Scrolling through Imgur like...

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Nice try Apple...

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When you have an Abra and you don't want him to evolve, but he desperately wants a spoon to eat cereal.

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MRW my first down vote fairy takes their anger out on me.

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MRW I finish going down on a girl who uses hydro pump on my face...

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Everyone says that getting to the front page involves timing, so here's a picture of the appropriate belt.

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MRW I finish masturbating and realize I have nothing else to do today.

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A small dump since Imgur keeps posting the same dumps every day.

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All of the people who don't want to take part in the 29th festivities

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I don't want your upvotes but really I do.

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As someone who is extremely afraid of the dark, MFW I'm in a very dark room.gif

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MFW I see dat ass!!

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Found this...I don't even...

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After living in Cali for several years, I feel Mary Poppins...

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Upvoting all these shitposts in usersub like

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Guys! Wonderful news! We've landed on the moon!

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It's time to post weird shit apparently. Happy 29th of July!

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MRW everyone has been playing a new video game and I get it 4 months later. I'm just...

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Guys! Look what I found!

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