tedbutts

29059 pts ยท July 22, 2014


What cha gotta do is pick it up and shake it reallllly hard for like 15 min. The seconds are asleep in there, shaking it will wake them up.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like how you turned your hair into glasses.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

oil filter from a car.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Love it. Any idea how old it is?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, a bird with penises for legs.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

smells like salty coins and milk.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

You're supposed to put it over your face, not your butt

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hit it with a file, then some sand paper to get rid of those burrs. It's fine.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The government wants generals to hide their armies.... IN THEIR SLEEVIES

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

1) how long has it been? 2) was it cool enough when you pitched the first yeast? 3) what is the temp of the room where it is fermenting?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not the degrees but how you use them.

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 9

I told my wife about these and apparently she's know about them the whole time!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I doon't understooond.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of course he's a Pat's fan.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I pronounce all the Bs. Woom-b, bom-b, toom-b

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Where?!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My wife disagrees.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That be a horse fly. Is your car a .... Mustang?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Get a bowl, leash and a toy. Either make him use them, or let him pick out a dog.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Ah shit. I don't proof read.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's and Austin Healey Sprite for those who care.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This is my fetish.

7 years ago | Likes 206 Dislikes 6

A little late... But why not shave it all off beforehand?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Damn. Thought it said "large underwear observatory disappears"

7 years ago | Likes 420 Dislikes 4

Oh yes. Totally works. Probably has 3 works in it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A testicle cooker.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wonder where he is today....?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Now you can marry your brother.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like a bootleg John Stamos

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0