That moment when I find out something I want to buy online is almost sold out
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I always make sure to wait until I hear that the communal bathroom is empty before leaving the stall after a poop as I imagine my coworker's reaction would be this...
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Hey Mayor Ford, chin up
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195
When it's minus 15 outside and your running app tells you to run 1.5km longer than you're used to.
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When using your mystical powers pay off
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Welp... I'm not sleeping tonight.
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If you live in Toronto, this one's for you.
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Sorry... Sorry
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Because 'splosions
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When your boss says you can leave early.
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2796
My wife left me after a 15 year relationship, and today a beautiful woman decided she wanted to chat me up. I'll be honest, I've been out of the game too long.
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The iWatch got a standing ovation?
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291
How I feel at work when my boss keeps asking for us to perform miracles.
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unnnhhhhhgghhhhhhh....
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57
That moment I realize the beer store closes in 10 minutes.
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Drunk guy Rob Ford
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So I stumbled upon my 9yo daughter catching zombies and naming them in Minecraft. The one on the left's name is Fluffy... Should I be worried?
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Checked with my wife if it's cool that I go camping with the boys this weekend. Booya
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Hypnotizing
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That same horrible realization when you’re listening to embarrassing music at work with your headphones really loud and a coworker walks by nodding his head to the beat.
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You'll be fine without a bra they said...
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518
So I dropped my phone in a puddle this morning and looked down to see the screen cracked and filled with water...
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So... it finally happened.
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So that just happened...
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When I haven't had anything to drink in a long time, and I have a pint after a run.
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464
How I felt at every school dance.
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Thanks dad.
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77
Khaleesi!
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Sitting at my desk, all my work is done, leaving for Vegas tomorrow morning.
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That moment when you sit down on a public toilet and your dick touches the bowl...
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When I don't drink for a few months and then have a beer after a run.
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So I just ate a McGangBang... RIP fitness levels
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I've gone 48 hours without crying since my wife left me this week... It's all about the little things I guess.
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TLJ be like... ಠ_ಠ
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D-Day by the numbers
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213
Georgia WR Chris Conley riding a velociraptor with Star Lord
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That momement when an amazing new song comes and goes and Shazam wasn't able to tag it.
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290
Would you be a dear and show this to that other deer?
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JJ Abram's reaction to Kim Kardashian's claim of breaking the internet
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174
My suggestion to Germans in Brazil right now.
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I was hungover on Saturday, but still went out with my buddies to go play paintball with them. I was not very helpful.
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183
I need this workday to be over right the fuck now.
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I saw a sad firetruck on the way to work and felt sorry for it. But then I realized, it's not sad, it's just doing push-ups!
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Boss let us out of work early today!
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97
My mommy always said there were no monsters - no real ones - but there are.
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