MRW I found out I'm going to Germany for Spring Break!
44
27
359
No weight loss but still received gains
94
17
1581
Bittersweet days
102
20
2535
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD check the expiration date on candy
21
25
70
Going through a nasty divorce? Don't you dare touch those photos.
186
23
6468
I'm glad my cat likes her new bed
23
4
72
My cat likes to put herself in time out
22
6
57
My cat doesn't give a fuck that I'm studying for midterms
52
22
105
Was going to write up an employee about poor attendance, but they called out today.
16
18
844
BANG BANG
14
19
64
Expensive toy for me, cheap toy for the cat
16
3
139
MRW when my first trainee pulls out her phone and forgets everything I just said
24
17
226
MRW i get a text saying "approved" for first apartment
23
15
464
*Title would go here if I could think of a response to this*
26
24
204
unfortunate minion display
6
6
31
MRW I get a normal 8-5 office job
66
16
217
It's my cake day and I didn't miss it.
34
9
1100
MRW a native speaker tries talking to me, but I'm to scared to answer in their language.
58
19
621
Something something story time
53
12
661
MRW a tough week turns even shittier
19
3
649
My German grammar book uses odd example sentences...
14
4
244
MRW the person I live with and cook for won't do dishes, even with having a dishwasher
7
13
540
Never knew a question would make someone for 0-60 so quickly
50
8
69
Sweet, sweet success
21
8
43
MRW shit is getting real and were those shots?
50
27
1416
Lady causes a crash and couldn't give two sh*ts about the other person
104
10
189