Magical times in the USA
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Should'a built a wall...
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N.C. Wipes Out $6.5B in Medical Debt
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Santa's secret revealed...!
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Pogo or Carlin, message be clear.
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T.G.I.F. (Thank God for Fall)
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In case yous or Santa missed this: Santa's Toxic or Noce list. Good job, Nick!
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14th - Truck Issues
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Da, da, da, da, de, da, they say it's my cake day.
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Jimmy Hoffa remembered...
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Every day is Halloween, even the 4th of July
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My Sci-Fi anime shelf
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...or Monday, or Upvote Day, or whatever...
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May be helpful...
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R.I.P Dickey Betts, Co-Founder of The Allman Brothers Band. Wrote "Elizabeth Reed"...
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15th
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Why the hell not? I mean, what could possibly go wrong!?
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Just saying...If you put his brain in a bird it would fly backwards.
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Arizona camper falls to his death while trying to take mountain selfie...
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Cake Day - Stay Frosty...
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Sci-Fi? You bet!
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Lift Some Spirits and Spread the Love!
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Working day on a new Rx...
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Dog Show Entry - ERNIE
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Lessons from anime...
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I only needed to make one change.
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Yes, most of them are truly...
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THE CDC VOTES ON WHO GETS GETS THE CORONAVIRUS VACCINE FIRST. WHAT DO PEOPLE THINK?
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Meanwhile...
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Did ya hear the news...!
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Didn't think Borowitz could make me laugh anymore...
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Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce?
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My contribution to the neighborhood.
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Far Side
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NORTH KOREA RALLY...
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John's Birthday today...would have turned 80
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Humbly, I submit...
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Please, some love for my Ernie.
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We need more money and here's our promise to you...
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It is a dang shame...
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Christmas Classic Scrooged by The Onion
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My Dumpity Dump Dumper...
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Ok, dude, squirm away...
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Coming soon to an empty theater near you...
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This looks like a poster for increasing background checks...
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Trump says God testing him.
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How Much More...?
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Nation’s Doctors Praying for Dr. Oz to Win and Quit Medicine - Borowitz Report
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Capitol Rioter Texted ‘Moron’ To Ex Who Then Turned Him In...What do these (Onion) people think about it?
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The Alabama Dance Ensemble performs at rally.
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What the actual fuck is wrong with these people?
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...and now for something completely different...
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Georgia Governor Bans Local Governments From Mandating Masks
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Election year...are ya ready kids?
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Make it all better...
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Halloween 2020 Be Like...
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I post this because...
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