14319 pts · December 20, 2016
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Next to humans, a lot of fucking animals are long distance runners. We are walkers, stalkers, trackers, masters of stamina and endurance.
Very dangerous over short distances! v
Hmm, true. So burying it wouldnt be good enough. Gotta burn the mafk
Cheetahs are sprinters, not long distance runners
The body doesnt matter, its neurons firing around you care about. When i die, ppl can use me as dogfood for all i care
Hahaha lmfao you wanna glue a skeleton together and bury it? I love usersub
#9 Where i live all cashiers sit. But when i was a welder in a dark cave, they demanded i stand because sitting looks unprofessional. TO WHO
Wuz goin on
?????????
Best i can do is 10 bucks and a copy of my mixtape
TIL only imgurians watch rick and morty
v
I was in a very slow line at the supermarket today n one was flying around the wine. I just stood there staring at it while shittin my pants
#1 well fuck you too bitch damn
Quaaaiid...
A soldier used to live in basically all houses that were built before the war... There were probably killed jews n shit in my moms house
v lol
You know, not all women with dyed hair are feminists or whatever
Howd you manage that? A compactor i used you had to drop the cardboard down in a chamber, close a lil door and then it crushed very slowly
But wont all the hornets just get really really fucking pissed and fuck him up?
Lol didnt even notice
AND THEN I PULL OUT MA GUN!!
Fuckin should be
Foie gras lollypops.. now thats fucking decadent
Next to humans, a lot of fucking animals are long distance runners. We are walkers, stalkers, trackers, masters of stamina and endurance.
Very dangerous over short distances!
v
Hmm, true. So burying it wouldnt be good enough. Gotta burn the mafk
Cheetahs are sprinters, not long distance runners
The body doesnt matter, its neurons firing around you care about. When i die, ppl can use me as dogfood for all i care
Hahaha lmfao you wanna glue a skeleton together and bury it? I love usersub
#9 Where i live all cashiers sit. But when i was a welder in a dark cave, they demanded i stand because sitting looks unprofessional. TO WHO
Wuz goin on
?????????
Best i can do is 10 bucks and a copy of my mixtape
TIL only imgurians watch rick and morty
I was in a very slow line at the supermarket today n one was flying around the wine. I just stood there staring at it while shittin my pants
#1 well fuck you too bitch damn
Quaaaiid...
A soldier used to live in basically all houses that were built before the war... There were probably killed jews n shit in my moms house
You know, not all women with dyed hair are feminists or whatever
Howd you manage that? A compactor i used you had to drop the cardboard down in a chamber, close a lil door and then it crushed very slowly
But wont all the hornets just get really really fucking pissed and fuck him up?
Lol didnt even notice
AND THEN I PULL OUT MA GUN!!
Fuckin should be
Foie gras lollypops.. now thats fucking decadent