t8rt0tt

14573 pts · May 21, 2012


they call me t8rt0tt, but i'm no potato. I am the one who strikes fear in the hearts of man and beast alike. i have the charm of an aligator, but a heart of pure gold.

It looks like frosting. I want to taste it.

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Check that poor puppy’s feet.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the mix tape randy, but you’re still not getting a bj from me.

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What is this from?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just store mine in the toy box

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Get your filthy paws off my counter”-cat, probably

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She’s like the Barbie of country pop

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 8

Is this the cake from cake farts?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s relieving lol

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have...questions

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Industrial maintenance tech here. I just hnnngd

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More humane than glue traps. Nice kill buddy.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I repost this does it become a re-lax?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lmao " what am I doing here...?”

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Man... I took mine from St. Augustine... with a note 9... it looks like a bright dot. You win

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And what you fail to realize is that some people are responsible with their guns and follow their local laws.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hope you enjoyed your holidays!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So are you a millwright?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice I do maintenance on horizontal aluminum extrusion presses.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vertical press?

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So does your tree bounce

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Elecchicken?

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Elevation view?@

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that’s a terrible idea.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Lol I can’t help myself

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah... it’s almost like money can’t buy happiness or some shit

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah Florida is nasty all around. The people here are rude and ignorant. The wildlife try to kill you and the grass is not even comfy.

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