starktower

36905 pts · October 2, 2013


Oh I come from a land from a far away place, where the camel caravans roam. Where they cut off your ear if they don't like your face, it's barbaric but hey it's home. When the wind's from the east and the sun's from the west And the sand in the glass is right Come on down stop on by , Hop a carpet and fly To another Arabian night . . . Fun fact my name is Ali, and I am Arab (Moroccan)... no I am not a prince ( only in mama's eyes ) but I do own a carpet, actually I own several carpets though I am still working on the magic part !!!

The true meaning of a shitty day!!

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I'll just leave this gem right here !!

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I Ship It !!! 

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Oh god this hurts my '90's heart so bad ! :'(

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Hey you! Monday ! Yes you. Fuck you!! Asshat.

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*frustration intensifies*

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Huh, pretty accurate I might say

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They did warn us though, years ago !!

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SCIENCE, BITCH !!!

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Firing a soccer ball, at 50 mph, out of a cannon from a truck going 50 mph.= cancel momentum

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Satisfaction intensifies

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Dog. Cat. Should I say more ?!

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*agreassively marries*

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In the name of the father, the son and the holly booty!!

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Well ! There's this gif

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THE 'OLD GENTLEMAN' OF RAAHE -the oldest surviving diving suit in the world.

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An entertaining Repost.

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Tree climbing goat -Essaouira,Morocco

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This speaks to me in a spiritual Level

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FASTER you CunTs ! NOW SLOWER! *frustrated noise*

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When deep down the only thing you want to do is smack the shit out of her ( perfect opportunity )

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Wild from end to start !!

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Well. That happened

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*blowing intensified*

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Pray for Turkey

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I have so many questions

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A little help guys !!

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Casablanca 5 min Before Breaking fast

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Fucking SAVAGE

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The more I look at it, the more disturbing it becomes

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...one, freight Car , fabulous soldier !

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* insert inspirational title *

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OM NOM NOM NOM

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Breaking fast in 23 min ... I can't f**** wait

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Wise Words to live by ...

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Hurry the heck out June, I want to start my summer already !!

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Thor Ragnarok's cast is sure as hell FOIN

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Ramadan Kareem/ happy June everyone

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Hehehehhehe I giggled

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Brrrrr Brrrrr !!

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Too motherdragon soon

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How God created animals

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Chris Evan's Stunt Double.

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TCHO !!!

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Hehehe gets me everytime

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Okay that's freaky

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My pizza-man senses are tingling ...

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When your Movie doesn't do as well as you hoped

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Yeah ... Still not believing you hon

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When you Need to take out your frustration on Anyone

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Stupid duck !!

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The happiest day of their life

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All The fucking Time

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Well when you put it like that !!

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The moon is a SATELLITE

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Would you press the button !? If yes which universe you'll choose ?

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Me trying to get my life in order

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First The cribs and Then The World

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I know this Is a repost, but it gets me everytime

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