spontaneous9

408659 pts ยท February 23, 2019


Roll call: Universe University

* asked

* a lot

17 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yes, Agent Krasnov is on the job.

22 minutes ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

a nautilus

24 minutes ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Because you're the only one using them.

35 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh I get it. Now they want your road too?

43 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

* tier

52 minutes ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 hours ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

In this case the alleged "ophthalmologist" isn't even board-certified because he refused to pay his certification fees so he created his own "board" to "certify" the title.

6 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There are dozens of us. DOZENS!

7 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What, and I mean this most sincerely, the actual fuck dude?

13 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#50 Living well is the best revenge.

13 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Come back at 8:30. See you then. Bye.

14 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well, yes and no.

14 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wasn't me, I SWEAR

14 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Handcuff a house key to his wrist so he can't lose it & tell him the next time he wakes you up you start looking for a new roommate.

14 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We all see these dudes playing their instruments with a strap so long it's practically at knee height. No way in hell could I successfully navigate the fretboard way down like that. More power to 'em but I don't think so. Most old school big-band swing dudes playing in 3-piece suits & patent-leather shoes wore their axe up on their chests for optimal fret control. But if your physiognomy doesn't work playing that way, there's no shame in being a sit-down player. Position it wherever it works.

14 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scandal shmandal. Whatever was going on there, let me pre-emptively conclude, "Those are rookie numbers!" compared to pee47's global rug-pull.

15 hours ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"Beautiful, clean coal."

15 hours ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

people.com, whoever that is.

15 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

* Using the term scientists rather loosely because they're Christian Scientists.

16 hours ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 1

So we're blaming this antipsychotic drug overdose death on quitting smoking, then?

Heh. Way to go, Big Tobacco! Good one.

16 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Did you mean the Center under Donnie's Control?

16 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

obligatory

"Do a flip"

17 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I invoke my Fifth Amendment right to remain silent.

17 hours ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2

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18 hours ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

You passed your 90-day introductory period. Very good! Congrats, you made it over the fence.

I'm at 40mos 9days & counting. It's been a complete life-changer, that I can tell you. And yeah, the amount I spent on alcohol monthly is really nice to have around when all the bills have been paid & it's still a week to go before payday.

Nice pics. Keep it up.

18 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I have that lamp, or one exactly like it. It's a nice thing to have around when the power goes out & nobody knows for how long.

18 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice Resistol. Looks like a 10X. Very crisp.

18 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Arugula. Arugula.

18 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0