smurftheweb

4467 pts ยท July 21, 2012


"Alexa, why didn't you tell me the government needs employees to work?" "I'm sorry Elon, I don't know that one"

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thud by Terry Pratchett, or for a real brain breaker The Portable Door by Tom Holt

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh that's good! I was just going on Luz backwards ๐Ÿคฃ

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Zuul

1 year ago | Likes 209 Dislikes 0

Let me guess, and they'll figure out who is real using AI? ๐Ÿคฃ

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what the crows want you to think, it's just lots of tiny disguises

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like both of you smegheads ๐Ÿ˜ though you don't use a dilithium matrix nowadays, you just reverse the polarity on the shield emitters

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How many did you start off with?

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Weh!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is ERP?

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The Belgariad / Mallorean series by David and Leigh Eddings. My go to comfort series, I must have read them all at least 5 times now. That or the Arrows series from Mercedes Lackey

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is egg-cellent!

2 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

Ohhh.. well that makes much more sense!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unless you drop it

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Luffy?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because the follow button doesn't do anything any more, at least on android ๐Ÿ˜…

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal!

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

You probably want to check the batteries are in correctly then

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you can even call that living...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah, I suspect it's a us thing

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here

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That man's name.. Albert Einstein

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or he has a bumbag/back pack under there

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I wonder if they get a buzz doing that

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did I miss something fun?

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You can't pour beer from an empty barrel; look after you too. There's a good reason on planes they say put your own mask on first

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