This is how Southern Californian's dress for a 60 degree winter
How I felt getting off work today after the DST change.
Death of a fuckin' salesman
I moved to Pawnee for a try at my dream job with the Parks & Rec, but could only get a job working for this guy. This stinks.
TIL, Goodfeathers = Goodfellas. Mind blown.
How I feel about my new Prof who used the last 20 minutes of class to do his stand-up.
I was looking up parks in Los Angeles...
They're filming a scene for Parks & Recs in my office tomorrow. MFW they came into the office to set up this morning.
It's 10pm in a Friday night, good to know I'm not the only one with no plans.
My vicious pit bull, the cereal killer.
Dat clarity.
Congratulations mister criminal,you made off with my super girly umbrella.
Scully can solve my case anytime, if you know what I mean.
MRW when I get an email from an ex about getting back together.
I'm on my 4th cup of coffee. It's one of those Mondays.
Just sitting here tracking this guy.
The only way to celebrate today's holiday (courtesy of a co worker).
Percentages of the U.S. population medically defined as obese, which means a body mass index of 30 or greater.
Going on an international trip with my best friend. This is how I feel right now.