mfw I can't get a hold of the asshole whose check bounced
I will murder you in your sleep
Just further proof that I am a terrible cook....
Oh, Dale
Everytime.
Holy Secret Santa Haul (plus cat tax)
When the big dog has tastier food
My cat is actually a plushie
MRW I'm on hold with the airline during a major winter storm
"maybe if I make a really cute face, I'll get some cookies!" - dog, probably
MRW bills suck
Just thinkin
bad daughter part 2
This is all I think of when people ask if the pope is Catholic
sweet and sour
Happy Cakeday to me!
Hockey Cat
Marshall, Ted and Barney (and baby Penny) would be having their Star Wars "Trilogy Time"
disappointed t-rex
I came home to find my door wide open and one of my cats on the porch
This game amazed me with the graphics when I was a kid....
I don't even care if this is a repost
Unpopular Puffin-Chopper
You never let me do anything fun
Sphero's BB-8 Robot
Just can't stop scrolling
taxes.
drinking straight from the bottle because I lost my job
My sister is a second grade teacher
I went on youtube to look up a sewing technique
Oh what a good mommy....
Roommate is male, I am female
Too many channels
MRW I'm watching a horror movie alone and hear something outside
When you nap so hard that you start to melt
I is lobster?
Teddy Bear help
Seriously world?
Tommy on Heroes reborn is really Anthony?
Woohoo! I suck
shocked...but why
Deeze Nuts?
you know you're cynical when this seems wrong
MRW there have been roofers working above my apartment since 8 am
I just can't decide!
Has this been happing to anyone else?
MRW You are so ruining the song
Oh Geoguessr
I can't seem to upload any new images or gifs to my profile
MRW
I love Insert farms!
lonelyshiny
someone really wanted the remnants of pulled pork
Cat vs Star Wars
I got a disciplinary hearing today for being "detached" to coworkers and not cleaning pens off of counters
Whatchu talkin' about, Willis?
MRW I'm reading imgur in public and trying not to laugh
Star Wars gives me feels
MRW I find out my favorite author is coming to town