Another Rejection. May As Well Drink About It!
Squeeeeeee
A red what-now?
Merry Christmas from Michigan (and user sub, where this will die)
Welp...
Become ungovernable
Merry merry
I’ll take it
Mom’s finally getting the shot!
Before and after selfie
Think they’d respond?
Tinder: who would you like to see?
“Merry Christmas” is not a unique title
First publication rejection. Time to celebrate!
Spitting image
Fuck. Cancer.
The Dogg Father says check ya WiFi
That’s it. I’m leaving.
You had one job...
Uhhhhh help?
I’m pretty lucky
Thanks, ads
Merry Christmas from the road!
We'll what now?
I was today years old when...
You only live once, I suppose
Well that just happened. Cheers!
May I introduce...
A Kool-aid Man Christmas
New Phone. Who Dis?
Judgey-ass cow
Yes please
Keep this shit up, please.
Where are my kitchen folk?
Tig ol’ bitties
Been doing any drinking tonight?
Knock it off!
Christmas present selfie
Linking intensifies
Wait...
Wonder how the product would fair if it were "the perfect woman"...
Gauss, you say?
USA Keeping It Classy
He's an older pup, sir. But he checks out.
Take THAT, ads.
Fowl! Illegal Helmet contact; number 29
Not today, sign!
Royale
Help me, user sub. You’re my only hope!
Ugh
Uuugh!...
RUDE!
they like me! they really like me!
Royale
Yeah, fat ass!
So much...
Now I just need a witty title...