shotzie

32558 pts ยท June 2, 2011


Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.

CornyTrumpYa

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We're getting new lettering for our building so I used the old letters to decorate a coworker's cube.

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SPADE in America.

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Literally a D-Bag...

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Classic C.Thomas Howell...

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MFW informed by co-worker that flight 370 was abducted by an alien ship.

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JUST Caught this Trump Foreshadowing.

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It's Official...

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So I just started playing golf...

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Seriously thought it was a lantern.

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Long Balled Larry

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BYOB (bring your own bottle) of dressing

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The judges eyes as he scrolls through my prior traffic violations

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Rectum.....Damn near...

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While looking for jobs in Hawaii...

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PS Battle #2

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So this IS going to happen...........

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The Boot gets the Boot?!

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Jean Paul...

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Ahhh...Daytime T.V. you nasty!

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Now let's see what happens when..........

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What I accomplished getting drunk and running my mouth on New Years Eve.

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$30k for $100, sounds about right.

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Ok I'm Impressed......

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The Haters have arrived...

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Happy tree!

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