shortdickman

16366 pts ยท August 26, 2014


If you're reading this, you must be bored or intend on making my ass cheeks into a lampshade. I'm okay with either. Slide in my dms with your freshest meme as proof that you've began your stalking of me. If you get this to the front page, I will personally handwrite a letter to the first ten people who send me their information. Scout's honor. I was never a scout, but still...I'll do it. On a sidenote, sometimes I'm feeling froggy and randomly just follow people. I'm telling you this because if I do end up following you, at some point I'll start leaving comments on old ass posts of yours. It's not stalking if I'm not leaving my bed, right?

Everybody, meet Wednesday!

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I think she might have missed me

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Mixed Work Stories

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Such a shitty thing to do to someone.

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Guardians of the Usersub

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Caught me off guard

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Help Wanted.

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Ribbit.

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Oh look...more flamboyant leaves.

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Somewhere in Virginia

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Look at the thing. It's a good thing.

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Gold star to the first person that can tell me what this is.

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Sunset over Lake Michigan

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Just another sunset.

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Another sunset over Lake Michigan

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Sunrise over the Atlantic

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How to clean out your car

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This is me...

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Sunset from somewhere in Virginia.

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The mere fact they took an x-ray suggests to me this guy was still alive. What the holy fuck.

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Sunset Silhouette

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Ever wondered what a macro shot of a three leaf clover would look like? Well look no further. You're welcome.

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4 cones and a slut please!

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Somewhere else in Virginia

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Was actually pretty interesting.

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Goddamn tree huggers everywhere

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Blue Jay on my fence.

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White Devil

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Here's my indifference.

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Park in Virginia

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