shmoogeeoogee

81337 pts ยท April 26, 2016


intelligence ain't my first language, and if it was, i wouldn't come here to speak it.

Goku only wants to fight the strongest because anything less doesn't make him better.

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Oh, it is.

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This engine releases moonshine as a byproduct. Where can I invest?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ok whats the Batgirl one?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

At the pussy

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

That's right. If you use it, it actually destroys your teeth.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The real questions

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Sharks need jobs too

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I bet they are proposing that. Amphibious invasions are hard

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Wait, what the hell is the fear and greed index?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Are you kidding me!!? Didn't you see all the stocks went down!?!

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It seems to be able to cause one

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

While that all may be true, this post is about how those tvs randomly just sound like the case came apart and still work fine

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I bet he does

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What a crazy shape for a tornado

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I'll tell you she's certainly available. Shes in an urn at my sister's house

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I would like to try these million dollar doritos

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mom's fiance did that and broke his ankle whichs how we found out twasn't the booze, but a brain tumor that made him act strange. He died

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For 250million I'll tell you how to do that right now

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Free real estate

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Good call by the judge, but like what the hell fuckery is this? Surely coincidence it happened to such a famous and wealthy defendant

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Oh its my job, but you get what you pay for, and thats above my pay grade

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Nah, waft in protest

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In soviet Canada, drugs do you!

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

More risky than someone getting a $53,000 settlement from slipping on peepee?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What season are trees full of green leaves and the grass is green where you live?

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Laezel. And then she broke up with me.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Don't buy into this crap

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He ruins it!!!!

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Definitely one of the rules of gun safety, pointing a gun at shit is fine as long as you aren't looking down the sights.

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