Sour Grapes
God they move quickly!
Eyes cream, you scream
Hoops Dream
MRW my wife walks in the kitchen at 2:00 am and catches me eating Uncrustables
Walking in to user sub like.....
Just Batman looking over Dick
Your move Karen....
Dog guarding his friend the day he passed away, then laying where he had been the day after.
Help Meeeeee!
Browsing all the shitposts on FP today
A New Home Alone Movie But an R rated Thriller
Wait for it....
Superman got dat ass
The front page needs more Hasselhoff.
"She's a zombie Coral"
Logging on to Imgur too late to shitpost today.
Putin on the glitz
This mop at my work has had enough of your shit.
Netflix and Chillin', when all of the sudden.....
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What I imagine my cat does while I'm at work
Logging in to usersub right now...
Securing the female vote
MRW taking advantage of today's upvotes
Welcome to Usersub. Please enjoy the free parking.
All of Usersub right now
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MRW another user posts the comment I was about to post and ends up getting top comment on a FP post.
It's a boy!
The kind of romance movie I can appreciate
It's July 29th. Here's Ron Swanson eating bacon.
MRW someone says to check out the FP today
Here you go
When you were born 5 minutes ago and your dad is already telling you how cool vaping is.
When my roommate asks me why I was in the shower so long
Buuuuuuurrrrpppp!
When mom tells calls you for dinner but you are already eating with your friends
When you're in a hurry but you still gotta be fabulous.
Everything else is getting upvotes, so.......
When my shit post gets run over with downvotes instead of front page.
Happy July 29th! Let's Party!
When you go out with your boys
I may be team zombie but this gif is too good to waste
When you're about to enter a bar and you see an ex.
But did she get super powers?
When LNI hits on July 29th
title
Anyone else get called for dinner this way as a kid?
Title
Nailed it
MRW I find out I'm team zombie
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You know what we need more of today?
MRW when I'm out for a walk in my ultra realistic bear costume.
20-30 year old Men right now
MRW someone points out a speling error in the title.
MRW I swim up to my friend at a pool party and realize he's peeing.
You can always spot the guy peeing at a public pool