sexvampire

57958 pts ยท September 9, 2014


I am made of pumpkins

Riot like you mean it!

Points 12
Comments 18
Views 137

yes all feminists

Points 109
Comments 62
Views 488

Got this note on my report card

Points 37
Comments 4
Views 119

Deep thoughts for my cake day

Points 7
Comments 8
Views 298

When she says she has inner beauty

Points 20
Comments 5
Views 227239

MRW I order a peppermint mocha with whip and chocolate curls at Starbcuks

Points 5
Comments 12
Views 2513

MFW I went outside for a walk and it started fucking snowing

Points 11
Comments 13
Views 529

MRW a busty chick takes a picture of her rack to show off her new "shirt" on imgur

Points 17
Comments 6
Views 5068

Best Neils Degrasse Tyson quote of all time

Points 18
Comments 5
Views 3123

3deep

Points 39
Comments 7
Views 192

They're both just vocal effects...

Points 7
Comments 17
Views 1736

She forgot single

Points 14
Comments 52
Views 307

MRW I thought I'd let out a silent fart at work and it squeak ripped like an angry mouse

Points 12
Comments 16
Views 307

You want a cookie?

Points 290
Comments 34
Views 259

What's your costume supposed to be?

Points 11
Comments 4
Views 130

Me when someone stalks my comments for days trying to pick a fight

Points 34
Comments 11
Views 651

She said she wanted the D

Points 144
Comments 17
Views 4026

Priorities

Points 12
Comments 0
Views 82

This is not the Magic I remember

Points 5
Comments 9
Views 1425

When I have 3 coffees before 10am

Points 14
Comments 7
Views 1549

When she says she'd different than other girls

Points 25
Comments 8
Views 4782

Mystical witch shit

Points 38
Comments 18
Views 1683

MFW Jet Fuel couldn't melt steel beams

Points 2
Comments 3
Views 6310

So I said "wheres the beef" and then...

Points 24
Comments 35
Views 2651

Glitch in the Matrix

Points 19
Comments 11
Views 120

So this is supposed to be serious

Points 40
Comments 44
Views 609

MRW I comment and agree with OP on a post being downvoted to oblivion

Points 21
Comments 6
Views 1597

Bad Ass Motherfucker

Points 21
Comments 10
Views 99

T.V It's whats on.

Points -1
Comments 0
Views 5432

Best neil degrasse tyson quote ever

Points 369
Comments 70
Views 25778

semantics

Points 0
Comments 7
Views 129

RHM makes me fappy

Points 31
Comments 24
Views 3214

Hate on haters

Points -2
Comments 11
Views 90

Just to shut them up.

Points 10
Comments 20
Views 143

MFW my post gets 360 upvotes but doesn't make the front page

Points 60
Comments 16
Views 632

Classic Neil deGrasse Tyson quote

Points 34
Comments 13
Views 974

I don't think you know what success means...

Points 8
Comments 8
Views 211

When my ex sends me an email. Subject: you, me & us

Points 39
Comments 18
Views 1859

When I've got a wee turtle head poking out and i'm trying to make it to the bathroom

Points 17
Comments 3
Views 4594

You can buy an exit bag for 3$

Points -8
Comments 58
Views 1936

Humor so dark...

Points 2
Comments 6
Views 165

We already have a meme for that

Points 5
Comments 5
Views 111

MRW I'm resurrected after death

Points 39
Comments 11
Views 3479

Stick that ten foot pole up your ass

Points 19
Comments 9
Views 5311

MRW I get a trophy from Imgur for...

Points 11
Comments 6
Views 1292

Dilbert VS Feminism in 1995 (nothing has changed)

Points 29
Comments 57
Views 2222

When I told Batman my watermelons were in the shed.

Points 7
Comments 7
Views 2165

MFW I experimented with my sexuality

Points 27
Comments 12
Views 1343

MRW someone on FB is asking for...

Points 12
Comments 22
Views 481

MFW a coworker started talking about his weirdo sexual fantasy AT WORK

Points 14
Comments 8
Views 3836

MFW my 29 year old friend was complaining about JR HIGH drama

Points 11
Comments 11
Views 1068

Me when people comment on my posts....

Points 203
Comments 28
Views 1429

Women in Science

Points 4
Comments 12
Views 87

MFW I decided to cut loose and live life

Points 52
Comments 6
Views 1309

I know it's not for president,... right?

Points 6
Comments 36
Views 105

Alrighty then!

Points 9708
Comments 236
Views 49274
Next page